Rented by: Sir Argy Bargy
Sir Argy Bargy here! Contrary to popular belief among other tenants I am NOT one of Agnes’s fat cats. I do however find her cupcakes to be deliciously delightful, though they tend to give me hairball fits for some peculiar reason. In this picture you can see the custom made chair I had flown in from Estonia. It has built in scratching posts so now I no longer have to use my neighbor Sickle’s totem pole.
I am a magnificent tenant here at Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments. Unlike other four-legged creatures I happen to be toilet trained. (yes, quite like the Youtube videos you know you have watched, you sick, sick bastards) I would never dare to do my business in a box full of pebbles, nor would I use my hands that I eat with to bury my own turds. Could you imagine humans doing such a thing? Hahaha. My whiskers twitch at the thought!
I invite you to stop by my apartment when you have the chance. I keep a cupboard full of circus peanuts and cow tales, for such circumstances. We can chat about our fellow neighbors and once I get more comfortable around you, I will allow you to scratch that impossible itch behind my left ear that I can never reach.