Rented by: KLUTCH
Co-signer: Darth Poop
Now who is this peculiar tenant?
Why, it’s the Disposer Klutch from Trash Bag Bunch! Oh, he always used to be such a happy young robotic-crab-thing. He dreamed of making a child’s imagination run wild with adventures in the sandbox and battles across the living room.
Then finally, after many years, Klutch was released from his trash bag prison.
“He is a good guy. His name is Klutch. As I re-review this package, it becomes clear to me that I have received what is easily in the top three worst Trash Bag Bunch figures possible.”
And just like that, Klutch was broken. He knew he would never be anyone’s favorite toy. He knew that it was over.
Now he sits here in his home at Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments, living off of welfare and drinking away his tiny robot-crab-thing sorrows. He’d hang himself, but he doesn’t have a neck.