Dino Drac’s Advent Calendar: 12/16/12.
Expecting more disappointment after that hideous stretch of tree parts, Dino Drac is pleasantly surprised by today’s gift.
Meet Safari Woman, a fiery brute who may actually just be a statue.
“She’s not moving! She’s not moving at all!”
Actually, Dino Drac, she is moving. She’s just doing it really slowly. Not sure why.
“This is stupid! Should I push her?”
I tell Dino Drac to give her some time. After all, Safari Woman had been trapped in a box for weeks, with what was assuredly limited oxygen. And that says nothing of the emotional effects.
“But the guy we got on December 1st was fine when he came out. I’m going to push her!”
I’m quick to admonish him. I’ve seen the power of these Playmobil women. There’s no reason to risk being blasted with fluorescent lightning just because my dinosaur has a sick obsession with pushing people.
“Can I at least rename her? I see her more as a Gracie.”
Fine, fine. She’s Gracie. Now step away.
Maybe she is just moving slowly because there is a BIG VAMPIRIC DINOSAUR WEARING A CAPE behind her!
Hand Energy vs Dino Power!
Maybe Gracie thinks that like a T-Rex, Dino Dracula won’t see her if she doesn’t move.
This woman looks suspiciously like Han Solo. Dinosaur Dracula might want to stand back.
I’m just popping up to remind everyone how ridiculously happy I am that Matt has an actual physical action figure of his mascot to play with.
I’d assume she’d getting up the nerve to ask him where he got that great shade of red for his toenails.
Gracie is the cure for the common Mare!
Her smile is frigid. Truly, she has deeply seeded problems we are unaware of. Proceed with caution.
Am I the only one disappointed that Dino Drac doesn’t seem to be interested in eating any of these people? Although…we haven’t seen Safari Man since December 1st…maybe we just don’t SEE him eating them?
Say good night, Gracie.
Gracie’s body probably fell asleep being cramped in a small space for a while. She’d have to wait for the numbness to subside before interacting with a talking T-Rex she might have to run from if she saids the wrong thing by mistake. Or she could have been stockstill with joy to learn a dinosaur is still alive and one that speaks English as a bonus.
@Teddy Ray:
Awesome Burns and Allen reference!
If I had a very large Tyrannosaurus wearing a tuxedo behind me, I’d play possum, too.
That’s not a woman. That’s David Cassidy.
Dammit, Teddy Ray, you beat me to it!
Kudos for the George Burns gag.