I’d never heard of Wayback Burgers before last night, when a pal on Twitter told me that I had to locate one and travel there and eat things and take pictures and basically throw caution to the wind with respect to every other facet of my life except THIS one.

And he was right.

Today I saw God, in the form of a weird cheeseburger with a little plastic Ghostbusters thing stabbing into its bun.

In what seems like a riotously overblown promotion for the new Ghostbusters Blu-ray release, Wayback Burgers — a chain of not-so-fast food joints similar in scope to Johnny Rockets — has reworked their menu to include 300% more Ghostbusters food. Read More…

Labor Day marks the spiritual end of the summer season, so for any of you holdouts who were desperately trying to resist pumpkin spice lattes and 1986 Beistle decorations, it’s time to STOP THAT!

Thank God.

…so now that we’re undeniably in the Halloween season, the latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast is completely on-point. This week, me and Jay from The Sexy Armpit are revisiting one of our favorite topics: SPOOKY SONGS.

Get set for another ten ghoulish tracks to add to your Halloween playlist. We’re covering everything from Don’t Fear The Reaper to the goddamned Unsolved Mysteries theme.

Give us a listen by clicking the giant, ugly play button down below! Read More…

Can we talk about this photo for a minute? Or maybe fifteen minutes?

I don’t know who that is.

I don’t know who took the photo.

I don’t know when it was taken, or where.

I just knew that I had to have it.

As mentioned in prior articles, there are eBay sellers who deal exclusively in “found” photos. These are personal photographs that for whatever reason fell into the laps of eBay sellers. It’s not a particularly hot market, but there are apparently enough people willing buy these photos to merit listing them.

Anyway, that’s how I came across this one. It cost seven dollars. It’s gonna be the coolest thing to add to my 2016 tax deductions. Read More…