Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack!
Oh yes, it’s that time of year again! As is tradition, Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack kicks off three full months of ALL-SPOOKY boxes, each filled to the brim with ghoulish goodies that will make your Halloween season awesome.
Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have just a few August Funpacks left to sell on an individual basis. Skip to the bottom to grab one, and I’d suggest being quick about it, because the Halloween boxes are the most popular ones I do, and they always sell out fast!
As usual, the cost is $25, and that somehow includes shipping, even though the USPS now charges 400 thousand dollars to mail a letter. How do I do it? Magic, dark magic.
I’m very happy with how the 2026 Eerie August Funpack turned out, and I think you will be, too. It’s scary, it’s surprising, and it has a little bag of bat-shaped pretzels. Let’s see what’s in the box…
Leading the charge for August is this beautiful beast! From Super7 in 2019, you’ll each get a case-fresh, still-packaged Masters of the Universe GRIZZLOR ReAction figure!
In the 3.75” scale that us ‘80s kids grew up loving, you might be wondering why a He-Man action figure is in a Halloween Funpack. Uh, look at him. Dude’s a freakin’ werewolf! With demonic yellow eyes and a big bat on his chest! I don’t just “think” he fits – I know he does!
These figures are in impossibly clean packaging, and they are absolute untouched deadstock. (And what gorgeous packaging it is! Like a page from some demented storybook.)
Considering their original retail price, plus what many sellers now charge on the collectors’ market, I can confidently state that $25 shipped for a box including Grizzlor *and* a bunch of other stuff is one hell of a Halloween deal!
Next up, you’ll each receive ONE of these two fabulously frightening Scratch ‘n Sniff Retro Stinky Stickers packs, from Trend Enterprises. Evocative of the same stickers Trend released in the ‘80s, these are fresh packs with pronounced scents! (You’ll smell ‘em even before you find ‘em in the box!)
Firmly Halloween-themed, you’ll either get a pack of Bewitching witches with a licorice scent, or a pack of Swooper bats with a mysterious “cave” scent. Each pack contains two sheets, so you’ll get a total of 24 odorous decorations for your Trapper Keeper.
Every Dino Drac Funpack includes a 5×7” cardstock mini-poster, but to kick off the spooky season in a big way, this month you’re getting THREE mini-posters!
All neatly tucked into a super vintage Halloween treat bag, from Hallmark!
The triple dose of eerie art includes a Telco Devil Motionette, the “Spiders” arcade game from the ‘80s, and an ancient Halloween ice cream cake from Baskin-Robbins. Whether you frame them or just use magnets to stick ‘em to the fridge, they are sure to make your home feel 30% more haunted.
This month’s main snack is only Halloweeny if you squint, but hey, one of my favorite things about this season is how so many things become part of it when you squint.
On that note, you’ll each get a ghoulish grape Joray Fruit Roll, in a rich purple color that will remind you of stormy nights, or maybe Mortal Kombat II. While schematically similar to Fruit Roll-Ups, these are SO MUCH BETTER, and absolutely worth the expense.
I’ve included different flavors in long-ago Funpacks, and they’ve always gotten rave reviews. I know you’re gonna love these!
Oh, and I’ll also throw in a teensy bag of Halloween pretzels, because the season just isn’t complete until you eat little salty crunchy things shaped like bats.
And hey, how about some frightening filler? Inside each Eerie August Funpack will be an unused “Vampire Nuggets” box from Burger King’s Halloween offerings last year, a pack of Shrek 2 album stickers from Panini in 2004, and a very vintage “Muslin Crow” – basically a little black crow doll meant to be used as the start-point in a crafts project.
Note: I have a few variations of those crows in the mix. Smaller ones with their original Walmart tags from the late ‘90s. Larger ones with no tags, but from the same time period. Just assume you’re getting some kind of fabric crow, and don’t sweat the details.
Rounding things out, you’ll also get this month’s Funpack Newsletter, 2×2” sticker, AND an exclusive essay that will never be reprinted on the site.
This month’s extra-wordy essay names five vintage Halloween decorations that will absolutely change your life. (If you’ve been following me on social media these past few months, you know that vintage Halloween junk has become my life’s biggest plot point.)
So yep, you’ll get everything above, carefully packed into a box strong enough to withstand a run-in with a monster truck, shipped to your door for $25 shipped!
Subscribers: You are all set! All subscriber boxes were shipped between Friday and Monday, and are already on the way!
If you’re not a subscriber but still want this box, I have a *very* limited number to offer on an individual basis. Once they’re gone, they’re gone forever! Click the button below to grab one, while supplies last!
New orders will ship within 24 hours. Thanks, everyone! We still have September and October’s all-spooky Funpacks to go, and maybe another surprise or two. Keep your eyes peeled!
