Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!
Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here, and I’m arguing that it’s summer in a box. Even if my idea of “summer” involves Jason Voorhees and the Ninja Turtles.
Here’s the deal! Subscriber boxes have already been shipped, and subscriptions are maxed out. I do have a very small number of spares left to sell on an individual basis, so if you’re not a subscriber but still want one, zip to the bottom to see if there are any remaining!
As always, the price is $25, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the United States. A pretty great price for what I consider a higher-end Funpack. Let’s see what’s inside…
Oh hell yeah, it’s another banger cassette from my friends over at Terror-Vision! You’re getting a sealed, factory-fresh score to Jason Lives, on audiocassette!
Friday the 13th Part VI came out in 1986, but these babies are brand new, perfectly playable, and just LOOK so cool. We had these made with a movie-appropriate purple cassette shell AND cassette case, which I believe is a color combo Terror-Vision has never released before!
With that slick Jason Lives art, these are gorgeous decorations even if you never play them…. but you probably should, because the movie has a killer OST. Each will be placed in a padded bubble bag for extra protection in transit!
Since we’re already hanging by Camp Crystal Lake, let’s gather around the campfire for my latest collab with the always-awesome House of Wax Melts!
This time, you’re getting a generous three-ounce Toasted Marshmallows Wax Melt Set, with six break-off cubes for multiple marshmallow marathons. House of Wax Melts never misses, and I can confirm that these smell exactly as they should – very marshmallowy.
(Even the coloring is correct. They really do look like toasted marshmallows!)
I’ve been saving these for a long while, and even though this Funpack certainly didn’t need the value boost, it just felt like the right time to use them. You’ll each receive ONE of these vintage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles prismatic stickers, from the very early ‘90s!
It’s a IYKYK thing, but I’ll clue you in. These were distributed in vending machines back then, but the artwork was very clearly cribbed from the old Hostess Ninja Turtle Pudding Pie wrappers. (In fact, these stickers were originally supposed to be packed WITH the pies.)
Now, these are true vintage stock, so not every sticker is in perfect shape – some have wear to the backs, or a light ding here and there. Still, given that it’s not uncommon for eBayers to charge $10 per sticker, it’s one hell of a bonus item for this Funpack!
You’ll get one of the four Turtles, picked at random. I’ve placed each sticker in a plastic top loader for protection, too.
I wanted this month’s snacks to match the box’s vaguely summery theme, and I think these fit the bill?
You’ll get a small pouch of Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, and a pack of Juicy Fruit gum. If you don’t agree that these treats scream “summer,” then at least admit that they scream “two-star hotel vending machine at 3AM.” Which is also one of my preferred vibes.
Then there’s this month’s exclusive 5×7” cardstock mini-poster, which beautifully replicates the vintage packaging for TMNT Crunchabungas, a mostly-forgotten junk food that was essentially pizza-flavored Honeycomb Cereal. Joining it is this month’s 2×2” sticker, featuring the hella obscure Good Humor Ghoulie popsicle!
You’ll also get this month’s Funpack Newsletter, an exclusive essay about the feral cat I’ve been feeding, AND a pack of Desert Storm trading cards from 1991. (If you weren’t paying attention when those came out, everyone was convinced they’d be worth a fortune someday. As it turned out, everyone was wrong.)
So yep, you’ll get all of the above, nearly packed into a crushproof box that I promise costs more than you think, shipped directly to your door for a flat $25!
If you’re already a subscriber and you wanna stay that way, do nothing! You’re all set, and your Funpack has already shipped!
If you’re not a subscriber but still want this Funpack, you can order one by clicking the button below, while supplies last. I only have a few left! It’s $25 shipped, and only available in the United States:
Thanks, all! (And remember, the triple dose of Halloween Funpacks begins in August!)
