Count Chocula Treats!
Hey, have you been keeping up with the Creepy Commercials Countdown? You probably should. Clarence Clemons is there. Now here’s Count Chocula:
I saw them in Target, and I flipped. They were on a rack right by the registers, but one of the store employees, who I guess had assumed the role of “greeter,” stood right in front of them. I really didn’t want to be the weirdo who asks people to move so he can get at chocolate bars, so I scoped out Target’s entire Halloween section and every food aisle, hoping to find more. Read More…
Dino Drac Halloween Prints for sale!
The 1st ever piece of Dino Drac merch is available nowwww.
Go buy yourself a limited edition (ah ha ha) “Halloween Countdown 2012” print!
It’s in color!
Invasion of the Scarecrows!
Imagine my luck! On the exact weekend that I go to New Hampshire, New Hampshire gets invaded by hundreds of insane scarecrows. Read More…
Freddy Krueger Fireworks!
I spent the weekend in New Hampshire, where the air was crisp, the leaves were golden, and the drive to get there was six and a half fucking hours.
I’d never been to New Hampshire before this trip, but now I’m an expert. Did you know that there are a lot of antique stores in New Hampshire? Now you do. Do you know who Ron Paul is? I hope so, or the signs on everyone’s lawns are going to be very confusing.
I also learned that fireworks are legal in New Hampshire!
And, my God, look what I found! FREDDY KRUEGER FIREWORKS!
Actually, if you want to get technical, *I* didn’t find them. A few of my nephews were sent on an errand to buy lots and lots of fireworks, because when you live in a town that allows them, I guess most family parties are fireworks-based?
Anyway, it hit me that there might be some Halloween-themed varieties on sale at this time of year, so I put in the call.
Me: Hey, if they have any Halloween fireworks, can you get them for me?
Nephew: Could you be more specific?
Me: I drank every ounce of liquor in your house last night. I cannot be more specific.
But my nephews did well. They found goddamned Freddy Krueger fireworks. Holee Sheet. Read More…