Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack!
Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack is here, and it’s a banger! This one will fill you with so much Halloween spirit, your eye might pop out of your head like the guy from Friday the 13th Part 3.
It’s a boo-tiful bounty of high-end haunted collectibles, with an emphasis on quality over quantity. Some real showpieces in this one!
Subscriptions are currently closed, but I have a fair number of spares that I can offer on an individual basis. The cost is $25, shipped to anywhere in the United States. The Halloween-themed Funpacks historically sell fast, so if you’re interested, zip to the bottom to see if there are any left!
Otherwise, keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box… Read More…
The Mausoleum of Madness!
Welcome to Dino Drac’s Mausoleum of Madness! Here you’ll find daily drops of creepy collectibles from my personal collection, all never previously seen on the site. Everything from eerie ephemera to terrifying toys. There are some major gems waiting to be featured here! Updated daily through Halloween!
#23: Intellivision Dracula Game! (1983)
Released in 1983, Dracula for the Intellivison let you play as big bad Vlad himself. They didn’t whitewash him, either. The entire point of the game was to run around biting people!
While the graphics were pretty decent for the era, they were still modest by necessity, which left the hard sell to the box art. That was usually the case back then. Remember how good the boxes were for Atari games? They painted way more vivid pictures than the actual games ever could.
In the case of Intellivision’s Dracula, we got the lord of darkness in live action, over a reflective silver box with boldly colored stripes. Minus the vampire, it reminds me of the home decor from A Clockwork Orange.
#22: The Sesame Street Monsters! (1975)
The Sesame Street Monsters is an album starring… well, the monsters from Sesame Street. And since it was released way back in 1975, that includes some characters we haven’t heard from lately, like my boy Frazzle.
With smash hits like The Lovable Monsters of Sesame Street, you can skip the record store bins and listen to the whole thing on YouTube. Course, you may still wanna buy the album, simply for the fantastic cover art. What a blessed image! I’m totally framing it.
Also, can someone help me out? I’m struggling to identify the character on the lower-left. I’ve narrowed it down to Herry’s father, or a pre-horn version of Steve D’Monster. Anyone know for sure? I’m obsessed with him.
#21: “Spookjes” Happy Meal! (1995)
Here’s an interesting and very rare McDonald’s translite from 1995. If you’ll recall, the October ’95 Happy Meal in the United States featured McDonaldland figures in snap-on Halloween costumes. Well, over in the Netherlands, they got this variation!
The Dutch word “Spookjes” roughly translates to “little ghosts.” See, in the Netherlands, Halloween was hardly on anyone’s radar, and certainly wouldn’t be the theme of a McDonald’s Happy Meal. So Ronald transformed what was clearly a Halloween thing in the States into a more generic “spooky” Happy Meal for the Netherlands.
While the set of toys was mostly unchanged from what we got here, you might notice that they swapped Birdie’s original jack-o’-lantern costume for a witch outfit. (Obviously because jack-o’-lanterns are inarguably Halloweeny.) That makes the “Witch Birdie” figure – which I own – one of the rarest McDonald’s Halloween toys of ‘em all!
#20: Count Chocula Cereal! (1986)
This box of Count Chocula comes from a time when the Monster Cereals were still available all year, but it counted as the Count’s “Halloween edition” in 1986.
That year, every box of Count Chocula came with a free pair of “Wacky Wax” wax lips. There were five styles available, and if you look closely, three of them kinda sorta reflected Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo Berry.
It was probably this promotion that turned me onto wax lips in the first place. I was a huge fan of those as a kid, not so much for the thrill of wandering around with phony lips, but simply because I loved the flavor. LIke a cross between Nik-L-Nips and potpourri! Read More…
Purple Stuff: Werewolves & Wolf Creatures!
The Purple Stuff Podcast is howlin’ into the Halloween season with a jumbo-sized episode that’s many (full) moons in the making. Prepare yourselves for eight great WEREWOLVES and WOLF CREATURES from all walks of pop culture!
Now, this being us, it’s definitely not a list of the most well-known werewolves. If you wanna see The Wolf Man, turn on Turner Classic Movies. If you wanna hear about John Saxon wearing fake back hair and eating mice, listen to The Purple Stuff Podcast.
Me and Jay from Sludge Central have put together quite a hairy haul for this episode, which covers everything from movies to toys to completely forgotten episodes of long-ended syndicated TV shows. You’ll love it!
Click here to listen to this month’s show!
…which you can also find on Spotify, Apple, and wherever else you listen to podcasts.
As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab exclusive bonus shows every month. We’re doing all-spooky shows over there, all season long!
Stop reading here if you’d rather be surprised, but if not, here’s a list of links that’ll help you learn more about our assorted wolf picks!
1. Superboy “Werewolf” Episode!
2. Coors Light Beerwolf!
3. Tales from the Crypt: Werewolf Concerto!
4. My Mom’s a Werewolf!
5. Dr Pepper’s Little Red Riding Hood TV Spot!
6. Tyco’s Gorzak!
7. Hornby’s WereBears!
8. Tales from the Darkside: Family Reunion!
Thanks so much for listening, and for sharing the show around! We’ve got some killer stuff in store for you on the podcast this season. Stay tuned!
Oh, and PS: I know this is around when I usually start Halloweening on Dino Drac. I just need a few more days to catch my bearings after a truly trying month. Hang tight… the fun stuff is coming!
Purple Stuff: Blockbuster Video in 1994!
The bold blues, the stench of popcorn, and the telltale hum of fluorescent lighting. Are you ready to take a trip back to you-know-where?
In the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, we’re using our time-bending powers to visit Blockbuster Video in 1994!
No, really, that’s what this episode is about. Join me and Jay from Sludge Central as we ride our bikes to VHS heaven, argue over what to rent, do some people-watching, and relive the entire experience of the Blockbuster Video chain from its mid ‘90s heyday.
While people like us obviously preferred the mom-and-pop video stores from earlier in our youth – and often criticize Blockbuster for doing them so dirty – the chain was still a huge part of our collective childhood, and we spent many, many, many nights stomping around its thin carpets, looking for our weekend entertainment. It was fun as hell to do it again!
Click here to listen to this month’s show!
…which is also on Spotify, Apple, and wherever else you listen to podcasts.
As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab exclusive bonus shows each and every month. We’re entering the spooky season now, so if Halloween is your thing, there’s no better time to join. (And yes, when you do, you get immediate access to our back catalog of over sixty bonus episodes!)
We hope y’all dig our virtual trip to Blockbuster Video in 1994. Thanks so much for listening, and for sharing the show around! If you have any specific memories of the chain – even if they’re just about the giant gumball machines – feel free to share ‘em in the comments section.