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Below are most of the Dino Drac blog archives. Certain categories may be excluded to keep things tidier. If you notice any typos, pretend you didn’t.

  • Dino Drac’s Envelope of Evil VIII!

    They’re baaaack! Dinosaur Dracula’s ENVELOPES OF EVIL have returned! This is my eighth time putting together these macabre mailers, full of creepy collectibles that no self-respecting ghoul should be without. The price is $40, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the United States

  • Halloween at the Pharmacy in 1990!

    With this post comes two very good pieces of news. One, the Purple Stuff Podcast is now back on schedule, with its official “July” show actually dropping in July. (July 31st, but July all the same!) More importantly, as of today, we’ve now entered the podcast’s HALLOWEEN SEASON. Ge

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here, and actually, if you’re a subscriber, it’s already on its way to you! Many have already been delivered! (Better to ship early and post late than the other way around!) Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have just a few extras that I can off

  • 1988 TV Broadcast of Halloween III!

    According to social media, the Halloween season officially began on July 5th! That’s probably a stretch for some, but we’ll take any excuse to gab about Halloween III: Season of the Witch for an hour. The latest Purple Stuff Podcast is finally here, and this one is SO up our alley. Wit

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here, and I’m arguing that it’s summer in a box. Even if my idea of “summer” involves Jason Voorhees and the Ninja Turtles. Here’s the deal! Subscriber boxes have already been shipped, and subscriptions are maxed out. I do have a very small number of

  • Purple Stuff: More Masters of the Universe!

    Okay, so this latest episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast is a few days late, but when you see what a monster is, I think you’ll forgive us. We’re headed back to Eternia! Just before the new live-action movie hits theaters, we’re revisiting the halcyon days of MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is finally here! Actually, all subscriber boxes have already been shipped, and many have already arrived! Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a few spares of the May Funpack left to sell on an individual basis. If interested, zip to the bottom of thi

  • The Purple Stuff Podcast tackles TMNT!

    Well guys, it’s finally time. This episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast is more than ten years in the making. For the first time ever, it’s an entire show about the lean, green fighting machines. It’s time to talk TURTLES! Yes indeed, a whole show about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Okay, I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s April Funpack! It’s the moment a modest percentage of you have been waiting for! Stuffed with collectibles, toys, trading cards and Nutella, this one has everything you’ll need to turn a boring Friday night into the single most exhila

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Okay, I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s March Funpack! It’s a box of stuff! Old, cool stuff! And new gum! All subscriber boxes have already been shipped, and many have already been delivered! If you’re on the list and don’t have yours yet, look for it any day now! While s

  • Purple Stuff: Unsolved Mysteries, Volume 4!

    The latest Purple Stuff Podcast is here, and this episode is (Robert) stacked. Join us for our fourth trip into the wild world of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES! If you’re familiar with our prior episodes about the classic TV series, you know the drill. Me and Jay plucked six segments out from the s

  • Friday the 13th Part 2: 1986 TV Broadcast!

    The latest episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast just dropped, and we think it’s a suitably cozy one for the dead of winter. (Emphasis on “dead.”) Join me and Jay from Sludge Central as we dive into a 1986 network television broadcast of Friday the 13th Part 2! Edited for time *and* co

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Okay, it’s finally time for Dino Drac’s February Funpack! A cozy box filled with nostalgia and sugar and bright red demons. All subscriber boxes have already shipped out, so if you’re on the list, you either already have it or will soon! While subscriptions are currently maxed out, I

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    Okay, it’s time to unleash the January 2026 Funpack! We’re starting the new year strong with a key item that literally nobody who reads this site wouldn’t want, but we’ll get to that in a minute! Official subscriptions are currently maxed out, and all subscriber boxes have already

  • Dino Drac’s Countdown to Xmas!

    Welcome to Dino Drac’s Countdown to Christmas! This feature will be updated daily (or close to daily) through December 25th, with some kind of holiday-related thingamajig. You never know what might turn up! This one’s really for the old schoolers who prefer blogs to algorithmic timelin

  • Purple Stuff: 1987 Sears Wish Book!

    The Purple Stuff Podcast’s big holiday show is here, and we’ve picked an appropriately festive topic for the occasion. Join us for a 75-minute romp through the pages of the legendary 1987 Sears Wish Book! You remember these catalogs, of course. In the ‘80s, they were as good as bible

  • Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here, and it’s stuffed with yuletide cheer. (And also chocolate!) I think you’re gonna love this Funpack. It’s kinda like the perfect Christmas stocking, and the lead item is seriously to-die-for. More on that in a minute! Subscriptions are currently

  • 1985 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

    The wait is over! With moments to spare before the stuffing hits the table, the Purple Stuff Podcast is ready to serve up this year’s review of an old Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! It’s our favorite annual tradition, and this year, we picked a hot one for ya. Join us for a long loo

  • Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here!

    Okay TURKEYS (complimentary), I’m ready to show ya Dino Drac’s November Funpack! The November box is one of the most popular Funpacks every year, in part thanks to a longstanding tradition that I’m happy to report is continuing in 2025! But, there’s a catch. This one is mostly for

  • Purple Stuff: Eight Dastardly Devils!

    With moments to spare, The Purple Stuff Podcast’s big Halloween show is here! Guys, you better brace yourselves, because we’re taking you straight to HADES. For our full-length October show, we’re tacking EIGHT DASTARDLY DEVILS from all walks of pop culture! Movies, cartoons, weird d