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Below are most of the Dino Drac blog archives. Certain categories may be excluded to keep things tidier. If you notice any typos, pretend you didn’t.

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here! Finally! I got delayed waiting for a few special ingredients to arrive, but now everything’s here, and I’m ready to take $25 from you, you and you. UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Monthly subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid

  • Purple Stuff Podcast: The Pink Show!

    Well, we’re a day late delivering the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, but honestly? I blame February. It’s not our fault that dumb month only has 28 days. Months are supposed to be 30 or 31 days – that’s the rule! In any event, we’re finally here, and we’re ready to continue our l

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Augh, it took me longer than I would’ve liked, but I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s February Funpack! This is one of the largest Funpacks ever, or at least the tallest, stuffed with jumbo-sized items that will make you feel all demure by comparison. Subscriptions are current

  • Purple Stuff Podcast: Jaws 3 on Network TV!

    It’s finally here! We know there was an extra long wait for the latest episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast, but when you find out what we’re covering, I think you’ll forgive us. That’s right! Time for another VHS dive! Join me and Jay from Sludge Central as we watch a network telev

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    The first Funpack of 2023 is here, along with one of my all-time favorite inclusions. We’re starting the year off strong and salty. Dino Drac’s January 2023 Funpack has everything from McDonald’s magnets to Congo trading cards, and it can be yours for $25, shipped anywhere in the Uni

  • Dino Drac’s Daily Holiday Diary!

    Welcome to Dino Drac’s Daily Holiday Diary! Check back for teensy little updates every day between now and Christmas! Sunday, December 25th: Merry Christmas! I just woke up from a food coma. As most of you know, Xmas Eve is the big one in my family, and Christmas Day is very low-key. I l

  • Purple Stuff: A Very McDonald’s Christmas!

    Just in the (saint) nick of time, the Purple Stuff Podcast is here with this year’s special Christmas episode. And I think it’s one of the best shows we’ve ever done! Join me and Jay from Sludge Central for A Very Special McDonald’s Christmas, celebrating the best holiday-themed st

  • Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here!

    Happy holidays! Good tidings, I bring. Good tidings and a box full of weird stuff. Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here, and not a moment too soon! The post office is busy busy busy, and I want you all to have these before Christmas! Here’s the scoop! Subscriptions are currently maxed

  • 1988 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

    What, you thought we forgot about you? Of course not! Time for the Purple Stuff Podcast’s fifth annual review of an old Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! The tradition continues! This year, me and Jay are tackling the 1988 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. This one was sneaky good. It di

  • Dino Drac’s Daily Halloween Thing!

    Welcome to Dino Drac’s Daily Halloween Thing — an old school blog-within-a-blog! Updated every day between now and October 31st! Hang out in the comments and make this one of your daily Halloween pitstops. Monday, October 31st: Happy Halloween, everyone! Thanks for spending another

  • Dino Drac’s November Funpack!

    Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here! And full of holiday cheer! Take a gander, why don’t you: UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Let’s talk turkey. Official subscriptions are currently maxed out, so if you’re a current subscriber, congrats, you’re locked in! If you’re NOT a c

  • Purple Stuff: 1980s Halloween eBay Dig!

    We like to live dangerously, so we’re dropping this year’s Halloween episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast with like, ten seconds left between now and October 31st. That’s so metal. After the success of last month’s 1990s Halloween eBay dig, we decided to do a sequel! (Or maybe it’

  • McDonald’s Halloween Collectibles from the 1990s!

    It’s been a BIG Halloween season for McDonald’s. Certainly the biggest since I started blogging over two decades ago. The Boo Buckets Happy Meal hasn’t just inspired millions to buy their first Happy Meal in years, but it’s also spiked interest in McDonald’s vintage Halloween stu

  • 1999 Broadcast of Garfield’s Halloween Adventure!

    Got a new video for you tonight, and it’s a hot one! My buddy Chad blessed me with a copy of the final network television broadcast of Garfield’s Halloween Adventure, from 1999! In this video, I’m diving into the tape to gush about the classic Halloween special and all of the TV comm

  • Purple Stuff: 1990s Halloween eBay Dig!

    On the eve of October, we’re just in time with this month’s Purple Stuff Podcast! We think you’re gonna have a blast with this one. Me and Jay from Sludge Central dived deep into eBay to pluck out the best and weirdest Halloween collectibles the 1990s had to offer! Join us on our eer

  • Dino Drac’s Haunted Halloween Funpack!

    Be afraid, be very afraid… of missing out on Dino Drac’s HAUNTED HALLOWEEN Funpack! The last of three all-spooky Funpacks for the 2022 season is finally here, and if you act fast, you just might get one! U.S. ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! From spooky sounds to creepy coffee to sinister sticker

  • Video: 1989 TV Broadcast of Amityville 3-D!

    I’ve been sitting on a particularly great home-recorded VHS tape for a while now, waiting for the Halloween Countdown to get rollin’ so I could show you its holy/unholy contents. The day is finally here! WATCH ON YOUTUBE! In my new vid, we’re diving into a network television broadcas

  • Video: 1988 Woolworth Halloween Circular!

    Start your spooky September weekend with a ten-minute Dino Drac video about ninja costumes: WATCH ON YOUTUBE! Naw, it’s about more than just that. I’m thrilled to debut my big dissection of a Halloween-themed Woolworth circular from 1988, absolutely STUFFED with everything that made th

  • Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack!

    The wait is over! It’s time to unveil Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack – the second of three Halloween-themed Funpacks for the 2022 season! $25 SHIPPED ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES! Subscriptions are currently closed, but I have a fair number of spares that I can sell on an indi

  • Dino Drac’s 2022 Halloween Countdown!

    Well guys, we did it. We survived so many months of pain and aggravation to make it back home. The spooky season has returned, and so has Dinosaur Dracula’s Halloween Countdown! WATCH ON YOUTUBE! Let’s kick things off with Madd Matt reviewing yet another bag of Halloween junk. It’s t