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  • Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack!

    I’m crazy late in premiering the September Funpack, but you can take that as a good sign. I was confident enough to believe that it wouldn’t take long for this one to sell out. Let’s see if I’m right! (LIMITED SUPPLY! U.S. ONLY!) Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack is here,

  • Dino Drac’s Envelope of Evil VI!

    Get set for the shocking return of Dino Drac’s ENVELOPE OF EVIL! This is the sixth one I’ve done, and by far the most extravagant. Actually, it’s one of the most extravagant packages I’ve ever put together for anything I’ve sold on the site. And it’s all super spooky! The lates

  • Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack!

    The time has come! Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack is here, marking the first of three all-spooky Funpacks for the 2023 Halloween season! Subscriptions are maxed out, but I have a fair number of spares that I can offer on an individual basis. I should warn you, the spooky Funpacks have

  • Dino Drac’s 2023 Petrifying Parcel!

    Dino Drac’s Petrifying Parcels have returned for a spooky surprise sale! (Limited Supply! United States only!) These boxes *aren’t* part of the monthly Funpack activities. This is a total one-and-done situation. I’ve slowly amassed enough supplies to put together a batch of hoity-toi

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here, and it’s ready to class you up for the rest of the summer! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! It’s the final Funpack before the Halloween season, and as you can see, it’s loaded with high fashion. Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do ha

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s June Funpack is finally here! It’s kinda/sorta summery, too! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! There is some seriously high-end stuff in this month’s box, and I can’t wait to share it with y’all. Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do have a fair number of

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here! And it’s being posted at like 10:30 PM Saturday night! I don’t know how to run a business! U.S. ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! It’s a hot Funpack, guys. Loads of stuff, from tiny action figures to great big wads of gum. Subscriptions are currently maxed out,

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Well, the good news is that I’m finally ready to unveil Dino Drac’s April Funpack. The bad news is that this one is already sold out, and is for existing subscribers only! ALREADY SOLD OUT! SORRY! Hey, this is the advantage of being a monthly subscriber – you’re guaranteed a slot!

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here! Finally! I got delayed waiting for a few special ingredients to arrive, but now everything’s here, and I’m ready to take $25 from you, you and you. UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Monthly subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Augh, it took me longer than I would’ve liked, but I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s February Funpack! This is one of the largest Funpacks ever, or at least the tallest, stuffed with jumbo-sized items that will make you feel all demure by comparison. Subscriptions are current

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    The first Funpack of 2023 is here, along with one of my all-time favorite inclusions. We’re starting the year off strong and salty. Dino Drac’s January 2023 Funpack has everything from McDonald’s magnets to Congo trading cards, and it can be yours for $25, shipped anywhere in the Uni

  • Dino Drac’s November Funpack!

    Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here! And full of holiday cheer! Take a gander, why don’t you: UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Let’s talk turkey. Official subscriptions are currently maxed out, so if you’re a current subscriber, congrats, you’re locked in! If you’re NOT a c

  • Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack is here!

    The time has come! Introducing Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack, the first of three all-spooky Funpacks in celebration of the 2022 Halloween season! I’m now entering my eighth year (!!!) doing these Funpacks, and the trio of Halloween boxes have always been the most popular. On that no

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Time for Dino Drac’s July Funpack — the last one before a trio of Halloween Funpacks, starting in August! Let’s get a little more juice out of summer, while we still can! UNITED STATES ONLY! VERY LIMITED SUPPLY! Here’s the deal. This month’s Funpack is already kinda/sorta sold ou

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Well guys, for the first time in many, many months, Funpack subscriptions are finally back open! …but depending on how this one performs, this may be the last time subscriptions are open until November or later. Which means that if you want to guarantee yourself the three Halloween boxes

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and there’s never been one like this before! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED QUANTITY! This is an ALL-ART FUNPACK, with several exquisitely strange pieces stuffed into a gigantic envelope and mailed directly to your door for $25 shipped. I can’t wait to s

  • Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack!

    Okay guys, it’s time! Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack is here, and while subscriptions are currently closed, I do have a good amount of spares for anyone who’d like to just buy this one. (And I hope some of you will!) LIMITED SUPPLY! UNITED STATES ONLY! It’s a merry (and maca

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Okay guys, I’m ready to drop Dino Drac’s March Funpack! It’s a hot one, too! LIMITED SUPPLY! UNITED STATES ONLY! Served up in a loooong box, the March 2022 Funpack is loaded with everything from ancient action figures to swank art to a whole ass package of Dunkaroos! I’m very happy

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Okay gang, Dino Drac’s 2022 February Funpack is here! I’ll warn you that I’m on four hours of sleep, and may not have enough left in the tank for snappy item descriptions. If my copy seems weak, just focus on the pretty pictures. LIMITED SUPPLY! U.S. ONLY! We have a theme

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    If you’ve been waiting for subscriptions to reopen for Dino Drac’s Funpacks, good news… they finally have! Spots are limited, but if you catch this post on the early side, you should be able to sneak in. And what better way to chase away those post-holiday blues than with a box of to

  • Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack is here!

    It’s here, it’s here! The first of three Halloween-themed Funpacks for 2021! If you’re already on the subscriber list, good job, because you’re locked in for all of them! VERY LIMITED SUPPLY! U.S. ONLY! The Eerie August Funpack mixes random spooky collectibles with

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    I can hardly believe it, but this month marks the Funpacks’ seventh anniversary! Freakin’ WILD, guys. When I started doing this back in 2014, my initial plan was to only stick with it for a few months. Under no circumstances would I have ever believed that I’d still be at it seven ye

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    If you’re not already a Funpack subscriber, the bad news is that I don’t have space for any additional subscriptions at this time. The GOOD news, though, is that I have a solid amount of June 2021 Funpack spares that I can offer as one-time sales — so if you’re seeing this post

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Okay guys, I’m still in the thick of it, but the Funpack show must go on — and I’ve got a very special item for you guys this month! Subscriptions are maxed out right now, but if anyone who isn’t a subscriber wants one of these, scroll to the bottom — I have a limited

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Okay guys, I’m ready to show ya the April Funpack, and good news: If you’ve been on the line waiting to subscribe, I finally have some slots open! LIMITED AVAILABILITY! UNITED STATES ONLY! This month’s Funpack is MUCH different from the norm. But in a good way, I think. Instead of th