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  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Well, I have bad news for any non-subscribers who see this. This month’s Funpack is already sold out! Hey, it happens! It’s possible that I might have a few left after I do my final counts, so if you want to get on the waiting list, you can email me. But this post is really

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and it’s a hot one, stuffed with everything from cool toys to awesome snacks to a whole freakin’ book about Voltron. Your three primary interests, all in one box! UNITED STATES ONLY! Subscriptions are currently closed, but I have a fair number of spar

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Well, this month’s Funpack post is going up late, but here’s the good news: If you’re a subscriber, it’s already been shipped out! For the rest of you, I’m afraid to say that spares are VERY limited this month. If you’d like to get on the list for one, please email me! (dinosau

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Not a moment too soon and probably six moments too late, Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here! It’s a boxful of old collectibles, new collectibles, hot candy, salty snacks, and a Sonya Blade temporary tattoo that allegedly lasts for days. Everything you’ve ever wanted! Subscriptions are

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    I know I’m running late on this, but in my defense, that’s very typical of me. Dino Drac’s February Funpack is finally here, and it’s loaded to the brim with stuff that you didn’t need five minutes ago, but definitely do now. It’s genuinely one of the most eclectic Funpack asso

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    It’s the first Funpack of the new year! Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here, and it’s ready to lure you in with its hot mix of, uh, Batman and Gonzo. Keep reading for the deets. Subscriptions are currently closed, but I have a solid number of spares that I can sell on an individual b

  • Purple Stuff: The 1985 Sears Wish Book!

    The latest Purple Stuff Podcast here, and it’s an absolute holiday nostalgia bomb. Pour some cocoa and go find Dad’s old legal pad, because we’re making our Christmas lists from the 1985 Sears Wish Book! If you grew up when we did, I shouldn’t need to tell you how important these b

  • Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here, and I’m so excited about this one. The November pack is always one of my favorites to do, even if it’s probably the most labor-intensive box every year. A lot of work goes into these babies! It’s an extremely festive holiday-charged box, an

  • Dino Drac’s Halloween Funpack!

    Dino Drac’s HALLOWEEN FUNPACK is here! It’s the final all-spooky Funpack for the 2023 season, and guys, I think I’ve saved the best for last… We’ve got some seriously hoity-toity items in this one! Before I tell you about them, here’s the scoop: Subscriptions are currently maxe

  • Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack!

    I’m crazy late in premiering the September Funpack, but you can take that as a good sign. I was confident enough to believe that it wouldn’t take long for this one to sell out. Let’s see if I’m right! (LIMITED SUPPLY! U.S. ONLY!) Dino Drac’s Spooky September Funpack is here,

  • Dino Drac’s Envelope of Evil VI!

    Get set for the shocking return of Dino Drac’s ENVELOPE OF EVIL! This is the sixth one I’ve done, and by far the most extravagant. Actually, it’s one of the most extravagant packages I’ve ever put together for anything I’ve sold on the site. And it’s all super spooky! The lates

  • Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack!

    The time has come! Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack is here, marking the first of three all-spooky Funpacks for the 2023 Halloween season! Subscriptions are maxed out, but I have a fair number of spares that I can offer on an individual basis. I should warn you, the spooky Funpacks have

  • Dino Drac’s 2023 Petrifying Parcel!

    Dino Drac’s Petrifying Parcels have returned for a spooky surprise sale! (Limited Supply! United States only!) These boxes *aren’t* part of the monthly Funpack activities. This is a total one-and-done situation. I’ve slowly amassed enough supplies to put together a batch of hoity-toi

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here, and it’s ready to class you up for the rest of the summer! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! It’s the final Funpack before the Halloween season, and as you can see, it’s loaded with high fashion. Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do ha

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s June Funpack is finally here! It’s kinda/sorta summery, too! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! There is some seriously high-end stuff in this month’s box, and I can’t wait to share it with y’all. Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do have a fair number of

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here! And it’s being posted at like 10:30 PM Saturday night! I don’t know how to run a business! U.S. ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! It’s a hot Funpack, guys. Loads of stuff, from tiny action figures to great big wads of gum. Subscriptions are currently maxed out,

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Well, the good news is that I’m finally ready to unveil Dino Drac’s April Funpack. The bad news is that this one is already sold out, and is for existing subscribers only! ALREADY SOLD OUT! SORRY! Hey, this is the advantage of being a monthly subscriber – you’re guaranteed a slot!

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here! Finally! I got delayed waiting for a few special ingredients to arrive, but now everything’s here, and I’m ready to take $25 from you, you and you. UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Monthly subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Augh, it took me longer than I would’ve liked, but I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s February Funpack! This is one of the largest Funpacks ever, or at least the tallest, stuffed with jumbo-sized items that will make you feel all demure by comparison. Subscriptions are current

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    The first Funpack of 2023 is here, along with one of my all-time favorite inclusions. We’re starting the year off strong and salty. Dino Drac’s January 2023 Funpack has everything from McDonald’s magnets to Congo trading cards, and it can be yours for $25, shipped anywhere in the Uni

  • Dino Drac’s November Funpack!

    Dino Drac’s November Funpack is here! And full of holiday cheer! Take a gander, why don’t you: UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY! Let’s talk turkey. Official subscriptions are currently maxed out, so if you’re a current subscriber, congrats, you’re locked in! If you’re NOT a c

  • Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack is here!

    The time has come! Introducing Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack, the first of three all-spooky Funpacks in celebration of the 2022 Halloween season! I’m now entering my eighth year (!!!) doing these Funpacks, and the trio of Halloween boxes have always been the most popular. On that no

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Time for Dino Drac’s July Funpack — the last one before a trio of Halloween Funpacks, starting in August! Let’s get a little more juice out of summer, while we still can! UNITED STATES ONLY! VERY LIMITED SUPPLY! Here’s the deal. This month’s Funpack is already kinda/sorta sold ou

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Well guys, for the first time in many, many months, Funpack subscriptions are finally back open! …but depending on how this one performs, this may be the last time subscriptions are open until November or later. Which means that if you want to guarantee yourself the three Halloween boxes

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and there’s never been one like this before! UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED QUANTITY! This is an ALL-ART FUNPACK, with several exquisitely strange pieces stuffed into a gigantic envelope and mailed directly to your door for $25 shipped. I can’t wait to s