Well guys, for the first time in many, many months, Funpack subscriptions are finally back open!
…but depending on how this one performs, this may be the last time subscriptions are open until November or later. Which means that if you want to guarantee yourself the three Halloween boxes that start in August, joining now might be the only way to do that!
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The June 2022 Funpack has a real old school Funpack feel, and I mean that in a good way. It’s a box of summer-fueled nonsense, featuring everything from awesome old toys to weird new food to a big shiny Choco Taco sticker.
As y’all should know by now, Funpack subscriptions are $25 a month (including shipping), and for as long as you remain subscribed, you’ll keep getting boxes of weird/great nonsense every month. (You can cancel whenever you want, of course!)
Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in the June Funpack! Read More…
I don’t know if we’ve ever done back to back podcasts on the same subject before, but we had so much fun gabbing about old cereals, we thought we’d give it another go:
On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, me and Jay from Sludge Central celebrate *another* eight great cereals from the ‘80s and ‘90s, covering everything from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cereal to Cinnamon Mini Buns. We’re gonna make you hungry for corn and oats and chalky marbits.
As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (This month’s is extra special, as we discuss our trip to The Stranger Things Experience in NYC.)
Below are links to TV commercials starring all of the cereals we’re featuring in this episode. Stop reading if you’re avoiding spoilers!
We’ll wait a while before doing a third show about cereals, but we sure had a blast with this one. Feel free to share memories about the cereals we discuss – or any other discontinued cereal you love – in the comments!
Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and there’s never been one like this before!
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This is an ALL-ART FUNPACK, with several exquisitely strange pieces stuffed into a gigantic envelope and mailed directly to your door for $25 shipped. I can’t wait to show you what’s in there!
Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid number of spares to sell on a one-time basis. If you’re already a subscriber, you’re all set. If you want to get *just* this one Funpack, zip to the bottom for info on how to do it!
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With just seconds left in the month, we’re ready to drop the latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast! You’re gonna need a spoon for this one, guys.
It’s our long-awaited CEREAL SHOW! Oh yes! Me and Jay from Sludge Central dive deep into eight of our all-time favorite cereals, from Oops All Berries to Ninja Turtles Cereal to Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!
This episode will make you hungry. This episode will make you nostalgic. And, we hope, this episode will make ya laugh.
As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (And gain access to all previous bonus shows!) This month’s bonus covers our favorite action figure vehicles from the ‘80s and ‘90s. You know you wanna hear about Speeder Bikes.
Enjoy the new episode, and feel free to gab about some of your favorite cereals (discontinued or not) in the comments!
PS: If you never got to try the OG version of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, you have my pity. It was the bomb.