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Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here! And it’s being posted at like 10:30 PM Saturday night! I don’t know how to run a business!


It’s a hot Funpack, guys. Loads of stuff, from tiny action figures to great big wads of gum. Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do have a number of spares that I can offer on a one-time basis. Cost is $25, shipped anywhere in the United States. Zip to the bottom to see if there are any left, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…

Purple Stuff: The Glow in the Dark Show!

Okay, we’re a week late on this one, but it was hard to find the “publish” button with all of the lights off. The latest Purple Stuff Podcast is here, and it’s all about things that GLOW IN THE DARK!

Yep, from Superman’s Kryptonite Rocks to Dream Glow Barbie, me and Jay from Sludge Central are ready to name eight great things that are wildly, impossibly different, except for the fact that they all glow in the dark!

We had so much fun with this. It was a chance to hit some super obscure stuff that we never would’ve gotten to talk about otherwise. Hope you enjoy it!

Click here to listen to the new episode!

…which is also on Spotify, Apple, and wherever else you listen to podcasts!

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show each and every month. May’s is still to come, but our latest one had us plucking out the best (and weirdest) Phantom Menace items currently listed on eBay.

If you wanna learn more about the stuff we discuss on THE GLOW SHOW, follow the links below. If you’d rather not be spoiled, stop reading now!

1) Amazing Elastic Plastic!
2) Mattel’s Leon Neon!
3) Tyco Zero Gravity Cliffhangers!
4) Burger King Kids Club Trolls!
5) Real Ghostbusters Ecto Glow Heroes!
6) Superman’s Kryptonite Rocks!
7) Dream Glow Barbie!
8) Halloween Fingles from Wendy’s!

Thanks so much for listening, and for sharing the show around! We skipped a lot of the obvious glow-in-the-dark stuff, so if you’d like to name some of your faves that we didn’t cover, drop a comment!

Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

Well, the good news is that I’m finally ready to unveil Dino Drac’s April Funpack. The bad news is that this one is already sold out, and is for existing subscribers only!


Hey, this is the advantage of being a monthly subscriber – you’re guaranteed a slot! This post is really just to show current subscribers what they’ll be receiving. To everyone else, hopefully I’ll have room to reopen subscriptions soon, but even if not, I should at least have additional spares to sell next month!

Okay, subscribers – let’s see what’s inside this month’s box! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: Unsolved Mysteries Part 2!

We’re a bit late with this podcast, but we think it’s worth the wait. It’s probably our single most requested sequel show. Get set for another dive into UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!

Yep, we’re going back to Stack! It’s been over two years since our first episode on the series, and we were long overdue for another. Join me and Jay from Sludge Central as we walk you through six classic segments, covering everything from ghosts to sea monsters to some weird dude who makes it rain indoors.

Click here to listen to the latest episode!

…which is also on Spotify, Apple, or wherever else you listen to podcasts.

As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month, plus get instant access to all prior bonus shows. If you join today, you’ll have over 50 new episodes to hear!

Shoutout to the Samuel’s Ghost segment, by the way. Yes, we’re covering that one. The shot shown above absolutely wrecked me as a kid, and I know I’m not alone!

Unsolved Mysteries streams pretty much everywhere these days, so good news, you can watch every single segment we talk about without much fuss. Before or after you listen, follow the links below to watch the segments!

1. Samuel’s Ghost!
2. Elvis and the Twinless Twins!
3. The Miracle Cross!
4. The Cadborosaurus Sea Monster!
5. The Mysterious Rain Boy!
6. Message in a Bottle!

Thanks so much for your ears! We’re very proud of how this one turned out, and we’ll definitely revisit Unsolved Mysteries in the future! For now, go freak yourself out with ghost stories and heavy synth.