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Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

If you’re not already a Funpack subscriber, the bad news is that I don’t have space for any additional subscriptions at this time. The GOOD news, though, is that I have a solid amount of June 2021 Funpack spares that I can offer as one-time sales — so if you’re seeing this post early enough, you have a shot at it! (That is, assuming you want one!)


Dino Drac’s June 2021 Funpack blasts into summer with a hot hot hot mix of nostalgia bombs and edible delights, all packed in a box that I’m told can withstand 200 pounds of pressure.

It’s a good one, folks. Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s pack! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: Snacks We Want Back!

Memorial Day is a baaaad time to post, but it was either that or miss our self-imposed deadline, so… hope you can take time out from barbecuing to listen to a podcast?

The Purple Stuff Podcast returns with a sequel to a very old episode, SNACKS WE WANT BACK! We’re naming ten more discontinued foods that we’d love to devour one more time, from PB Max to Paradise Punch Bubblicious!

Me and Jay from Sludge Central made ourselves very hungry while recording this. You’ll probably suffer the same fate, so before you listen, make sure you’ve got a Snickers in your pocket or something.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an extra bonus show each and every month. (This month’s bonus show previews some of the upcoming Halloween season’s hottest candy!) And for those who were wondering, yep, you’ll get access to ALL of our previous bonus shows when you sign up!

As for our new (old) SNACKS episode, below are a bunch of supplemental links if you wanna learn more about the treats we’re discussing:

1. Raspberry Creme Savers
2. Ocean Spray Mauna La’i
3. Nabisco Cheese Tid-Bits
4. Suddenly S’mores
5. PB Max
6. Roy Rogers Wild Wings
7. Batman Returns Cereal
8. Paradise Punch Bubblicious
9. Wheat Thins Harvest Five Grain
10. Pizza Hut’s Personal Pan Pizza

Enjoy the show! Thanks so much for your comments and reviews, and for sharing it around! I’m going to go eat lunch now. Three lunches in a row, more likely.

Have any special memories of those ten foods? Share ’em in the comments!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

Okay guys, I’m still in the thick of it, but the Funpack show must go on — and I’ve got a very special item for you guys this month!

Subscriptions are maxed out right now, but if anyone who isn’t a subscriber wants one of these, scroll to the bottom — I have a limited number of spares I can sell, while supplies last!


Dino Drac’s May 2021 Funpack is a merry mash of collectibles and candy, with one super special item that I’m thrilled to share with y’all. Keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: The BLUE Show!

Oh, hi! It’s been a while, but I come bearing gifts. Big blue gifts.

On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, me and Jay from Sludge Central name eight of our favorite BLUE THINGS, ranging from Casey the Robot to Garth’s cocktail. This is our long-requested return to color-themed shows, and I gotta say, I think this one came out swell!

Click here to listen to this week’s show!

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus episode every month. Thanks for all of your support over there!

Want spoilers for this week’s show? Here are some supplementary links about the topics we discuss:

1. Casey the Robot
2. Garth’s Cocktail from Wayne’s World
3. Heinz Stellar Blue EZ Squirt Ketchup
4. Jimmy D from The Video Dead
5. Max Rebo
6. Army Ants Figures
7. Rubik the Amazing Cube
8. Fang from Power Rangers

Enjoy the show. Thanks so much for your comments, reviews and for sharing it around!

On a personal note, I apologize for being incredibly not-present over these last few months. It’s been a difficult time. May is likely to be more of the same, but I hope to be back at full capacity by June. (Don’t worry, regular responsibilities like the Funpacks and the podcast will be unaffected.) I appreciate your patience and understanding!