The Cosmic Mini Golf Course.

Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments Common Room:
The Cosmic Mini Golf Course!

Ah! Clearly you’re in the mood for excitement!

You’ve come to the right place. Welcome to Dino Drac’s Cosmic Mini Golf Course!

You pay by the hour and that’s that. Only problem is that there are no clubs and no balls. And it’s not like you can just bring your own; there are signs everywhere categorically stating that you can’t.

So what is the point of a psychedelic miniature golf course where no actual golfing can be pursued? Good question. This could explain why playing here only costs fifty cents an hour.

The tenants of Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments are a creative bunch, though. They know how to make lemonade out of lemons, or whatever the phrase is.

The most popular “backup game” is freeze tag. The golf course pairs nicely with tag! There are plenty of places to hide, and plenty of obstacles to jump over!

There are also rumors that certain tenants only come here to hide. “Hide” as in, “eternally and forever.” Maybe they can’t afford their rent, or maybe someone is after them. For a golf course that’s no larger than two apartments, it’s surprisingly labyrinthian. Those who choose to lose themselves here have no problems doing so.

Also, it’s a great place to visit when you’re tripping out.