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  • Five Retro TV Commercials, Part 3!

    The previous edition of Five Retro TV Commercials was an all ‘80s affair, and given the responses, I may have gone back a bit too far. Way to make me feel old, people. Like it’s my fault you were too lazy to get born before Good Humor retired Colossal Fossil ice pops. Anyway, here’s

  • Five Retro TV Commercials, Part 2!

    It’s time for the second edition of Five Retro TV Commercials, the series that I actually spent negative seconds coming up with a name for. All five commercials in this round are from the mid ‘80s, when I was just the right age to see them 20000 times. Every frame you’re about to see

  • Five Retro TV Commercials, Part 1!

    Welcome to Dino Drac’s latest series, Five Retro TV Commercials! I thought it was silly to limit my “commercial posts” to the holidays, especially since so many of my favorite TV commercials have zero to do with Halloween or Christmas. So here we are. I expected more fanfare. Each e