Rented by: Sabretooth & Trap Jaw
Not many people know this, but for years now unemployed stage actor, Sabretooth (the last thing he starred in was the original CATS), and once popular 80s children’s entertainer, Trap Jaw, have shared an apartment. Their place is not the most relaxed atmosphere you’ve ever experienced however. Imagine visiting The Odd Couple but with two Jack Klugmans living together. Or two Walter Matthaus. Or Jack Klugman and Walter Matthau. It might be funny to watch but it’d be an absolute hell to experience firsthand.
And the place would be a real dump.
That’s pretty much what this apartment was like. With their glory days well behind them, they both live on welfare and spend most of their time watching basic cable together. Yet because Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments are so affordable they still have quite a bit of money lying about. They recently saved up enough to get a new couch and have the place interior decorated by Barbie. At the moment their pad looks pretty nice.
But they’re still a couple of jerks.