Apartment 5C.

APARTMENT 5C
Rented by: Sickle
Co-signer: Matt

Sickle’s apartment is pretty typical, and so is he. He’s just a normal guy, working a 9-5 job and keeping himself sane with various hobbies.

Sickle spends most of his weekends playing dumb Facebook games. He’s particularly fond of Candy Crush, even if it’s one of the few things that can make him scream obscenities out loud.

Sickle frequently prays to some kind of Native American totem pole. He found it at a yard sale several years ago. Since more conventional religions did nothing for him, he decided to start his own.

The prayer sessions are ridiculous. Sickle just looks at the totem pole for a brief moment, and that’s that. No words are spoken, and there’s no serious meditation. I guess it’s working for him, though. Sickle has never seemed happier.

Sickle’s other passions include reading, eating, and of course, taking care of his pets. He has a big friendly dog and about two dozen goldfish. “Family” is what you make of it. Sickle’s doing just fine.