Apartment 5A.

APARTMENT 5A
Rented by: Grave Digger
Co-signer: Grave Digger

“Who the heck are you?!!”  the bizarre man yells throwing open the door.

He eyes you menacingly, then relaxes.  “Oh, you’re welcoming me to my new apartment here in Dino Drac’s luxury apartments?  Cool c’mon in.”

“Well this is it.  Notice the shovel.  I’m a gravedigger and my name is Grave Digger, how convenient is that?  Bloodstains?  Well, I need bodies to fill the graves no?”

“See the picture on the wall?  That’s a picture my uncle sent from his trip to Jurassic Park.  Everyone in his tour group was mauled by dinosaurs!  Sounds like a fun vacation, but I have to wait for them to have a coupon day.”

“Why is there a Jack O Lantern you ask?  Well sir, here it’s always Halloween!”

“Let’s see… what else… gravestone couch cushion, Playstation 3 controller…. Goosebumps book… mutilated corpse…”

“Huh?  You don’t see a corpse on the floor there?  Just wait a moment!”