Apartment 3D.

APARTMENT 3D
Rented by: Little Jack Horner
Co-signer: Ham

Little Jack Horner keeps to himself in his apartment. While his seductive stare attracts plenty of women, he only seems interested in making Christmas pies. All year long. He tends to sit in a corner, talking to himself, while trying to eat his pie using only his thumb.

His only visitors are his three uncles, who tend to wear comical hats and bathe together in a barrel.

Little Jack is afraid to go outside. He claims the woods are guarded by people with hound’s heads…

…a man named Earmal and his 2-headed llama…

…and a man with his head up his behind.

Poor Little Jack can’t even go to sleep because there’s a family of squirrels using his bed as a trampoline.

Despite all of this, Little Jack Horner has never bothered one of his neighbors or asked his landlord for help. What a good boy is he.