Crystal Pepsi Employee Training Video?!

Here’s a pile of absolute gold, suggested by our pal Jugendsehnsucht…

Yup. The official Crystal Pepsi Employee Training Video, from 1992. Holy shit.

Jugendsehnsucht adds: “This is an absolute gem. Sixteen minutes of pure, unadulterated soda hype from before they realized it was going to be a flop (“Crystal is certainly not a flash in the pan…”, “Crystal has generated the kind of following that guarantees that it will be around for a long time…”) and some really awkward line readings in its second half. Digitized and posted online for the very first time just days ago!”

I. Love. This.