Domino’s Pizza Commercials!

Here’s an assortment of ancient Domino’s Pizza commercials:

As I recall, we didn’t have any Domino’s Pizza joints within reasonable driving distance until fairly late. As a kid, I’d see those “Noid” commercials and be so frustrated that I couldn’t get the pizza he was covertly advertising.

I’m not sure what the deal was. My best guess is that the “chain” pizzerias were slow to take hold in my city, since we were already so stuffed with mom-and-pop restaurants. (Even Pizza Hut was a rare treat, necessitating a drive of over 20 minutes.)

I get that it’s considered “junk” pizza compared to the “real” stuff, but I grew up lusting over those slickly-designed pizza boxes. To tell you the truth, I think I was more interested in the boxes than the pizza.

These days, Domino’s is mostly important for being the only pizza I can order super late at night. Is there anything more regrettably perfect than pizza at 1AM?