Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!
Okay guys, obviously I’m very late in posting this month’s Funpack – real life has been a bear this month. The good news is that this didn’t disturb the actual shipping schedule. All subscriber boxes were shipped last week. The majority have already arrived, and the rest are soon to follow!
…for anyone who isn’t a subscriber but still wants one, I have a few spares leftover that I can sell on an individual basis. The cost is $25, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the United States!
Jump to the bottom if you’re ready to order, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! (I’m going to try to keep it succinct this month, because I’m short on time!)
You will receive ONE of these two Mr. T book-and-record sets! These are based on Mr. T’s ancient Saturday morning cartoon, and are in never-used sealed condition!
Each contains a little record and a storybook to go along with it. Please note that these are FORTY YEARS OLD and were just recently rescued from storage. I cannot guarantee that the records are still laying perfectly flat after so many decades, but they *should* be okay. Just keep that in mind, please!
You’ll also get one of these nifty vintage ThunderCats patches, which are really more like oversized fuzzy stickers. From the ‘80s, they were originally made to be crushed into plastic capsules and placed inside vending machines. Yours, fortunately, has avoided that fate. Somehow, even after all of these years, the backs are still perfectly sticky!
Then there’s this sweet pair of vintage trading card packs. You’ll get a (surprisingly graphic) pack of RoboCop 2 cards from 1990, plus a pack of Batman Forever cards – complete with guaranteed hologram – from 1995.
You’ll also receive ONE unused pair of McDonald’s chopsticks from their famous (and infamous) Chicken McNuggets Shanghai promotion, from the mid ‘80s. This was the deal where they served McNuggets in ornate boxes with a slew of special sauces. They even included McFortune Cookies!
So yeah, a sealed pair of very old chopsticks! While they are untouched, they are still very old, so please don’t use them to eat food!
God, we’re still not done! You’ll also receive ONE of these random vintage ice cream truck stickers-or-signs. Some are vinyl stickers, others are cardboard signs meant for ice cream trucks to tape in their windows. All are from the ‘80s and ‘90s, and all are true vintage items – not repros!
You’ll get ONE of the four shown here, picked at random.
Then there’s a trio of snacks coming your way, starting with a full box of Strawberry Starburst Singles-to-Go (get your water bottles ready), a little bag of Pizza Crackers (like Wheat Thins, but more pizza-ey), and finally a whole dang gummi pizza. You’re going to be full!
Rounding things out, you’ll also receive this month’s Funpack Newsletter, an exclusive essay about the McDonald’s restaurants dotted across my childhood neighborhood, and a bunch of artsy thingies.
(We’ve got a 5×7” cardstock mini-poster featuring Fat Frog, a slightly-larger cardstock mini-poster that recreates an old Pizza Hut Bigfoot Pizza ad, and a 2×2” sticker celebrating old school Peanut Butter Boppers. Nice!)
So yep, you’ll get everything shown here, delivered to your door for 25 bucks. (Including shipping!)
If you’re already a subscriber and you’d like to stay that way, do nothing! You’re all set, and your box is already on the way.
If you’re not a subscriber but still want the June Funpack, you can purchase one by clicking the link below. United States only, please! Very limited supply!
All new orders will be shipped within 24 hours. Thanks so much!
