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Purple Stuff: Spooky Shopping Excursion!

Get set for another Purple Stuff Podcast minisode!

This time, me and Jay hit a couple of stores on the hunt for Halloween goodies. It didn’t work out quite as well as we’d hoped, but then, nothing does:

What magically macabre wonders awaited us at Dollar General and Kmart? You’ll have to listen to find out.

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Enjoy, and have a great weekend!

Purple Stuff: Let’s go to the movies!

Seeing a new horror movie is always fun, but it’s way better when Halloween is in the air. (Yeah, I know it’s still early August, but Halloween is definitely in the air!)

With that in mind, get ready for the second-ever Purple Stuff Podcast minisode! This time, me and Jay from The Sexy Armpit report back after a night spent watching haunted dolls in a grimy theater.

The movie in question? Annabelle: Creation. Good flick, even if we spent more time talking about what we ate.

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This is a short one even by minisode standards, but fifteen minutes’ worth of virtual company is better than none, right?

Enjoy, and have a great weekend!

Dino Drac’s August Funpack: Ease Into Halloween!

It might not be the Halloween season just yet, but I bet you’re ready to pretend that it is. With this month’s Funpack, it’ll be a whole lot easier!

Ease into the spooky season with Dino Drac’s August Funpack! Along with the usual bunch of retro bric-a-brac, this month’s Funpack includes a serious dose of macabre wonders!

Usual spiel: For those who don’t know, I sell monthly Funpacks. Without them, there’d be no Dino Drac! The Funpacks are $25 per month, and you can cancel at any time without penalty. For as long as you stay subscribed, you’ll keep receiving packages of awesome nonsense every month! Read More…

The 2017 General Mills Monster Cereals!

I FOUND THEM. Had to drive to the freakin’ Bronx in nonstop traffic on a Friday night, BUT I FOUND THEM.

Behold, the 2017 General Mills Monster Cereals!

After last year’s misfire with that whole “election” theme, I’d call this a return to form.

Some folks wanted General Mills to aim high with a new character or at least the return of Fruity Yummy Mummy, but given the iffy reception to last year’s theme, I think going back to basics was the smartest move.

Though the cereals have apparently shipped everywhere, I’ve only heard of one store — the store I found these at — actually putting them on shelves already. Heck, as of this writing, General Mills still hasn’t formally introduced them!

All three boxes have updated art, and I’m *fairly* sure that each box comes with a larger-than-usual assortment of marshmallow shapes. (…which would explain why General Mills made such a fuss about those “monster marshmallows” on the artwork.)

Here’s the breakdown: Read More…