Unboxing Rocky Road Cereal, from 1986.

I hadn’t intended for this to become an ’80s week on Dino Drac. It just worked out that way. And now I shall make it official by opening a box of cereal from 1986.

I don’t know exactly when Rocky Road Cereal went out of production, but it did, and people miss it. Not all people, but some people. I can’t honestly count myself among them, but that’s only because I grew up with too many other favorites to make room for this. From all accounts, it was a good little cereal. It deserves one more day in the sun.

So, here’s a video of me opening a vintage box, and trying to figure out how to make that interesting without actually eating it:

I don’t know if I succeeded, and I misspoke more than once, but I can guarantee that this will be your only shot at seeing a 1986 Rocky Road Cereal unboxing video. So there’s that.


51 Responses to Unboxing Rocky Road Cereal, from 1986.

  1. Amazingly enough, I think I do vaguely remember that commercial, too. I don’t remember the cereal itself, though.

  2. Oh, Matthew. Great video as always, and enjoy the large doe-eyed deer in the head lights look. Thanks for not trying the cereal!
    You are too hard on yourself, as I don’t see “. . . fuckin’ asshole”, but rather a nostalgic, adorkable guy who is an excellent entertainer. (The red cap contrasts with your dark fashion) Keep up the good work. Long-time fan.

  3. How ya’ll doing tonight? I’ve been having a great night! Been gettin down and having myself a party. I just got back from picking my brother up, because he got a DUI. lol That was an adventure. P.S I wish I had a radio hat.

  4. The ad for Rocky Road is one of my earliest memories….and I know I hadn’t imagined it because I name-dropped it in a home movie that Christmas.

  5. Thanks for smelling 30 year old cereal for our amusement, great video! I have the same cereal bowl as you btw. I feel famous.

  6. I feel kind of like everyone has a few of those cereal bowls sitting around their house. They seem to be timeless.

  7. ahahahaha, my sides.
    I would wear that hat everywhere.

  8. I use to eat this by the truckload, thanks for the reminder of a great cereal Matt! You’re vlog cracked me up, Fucking Asshole…LOL!

  9. That commercial’s jingle is catchy as hell! I don’t recall this cereal either. But like you said, there were too many other favorites.

    I can’t believe that you actually have the hat! I would definitely wear it in public, at least once. I would wear it more if the radio actually worked.

  10. The company that made this cereal should have license Weird Al’s parody “I Love Rocky Road”. Just makes so much sense!

  11. I ate so much of this growing up. I can still remember the taste/texture. Don’t know if anything ever came close (maybe Count Chocula… and now I’m going to go eat some of that). Thanks for the awesome video.

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