Rented by: ZALGO, GOD OF DESTRUCTION
After being inadvertently banished from his underworld labyrinth, the black mass of tentacles and corruption himself obtains a room at Dino Drac’s Luxury Apartments.
Zalgo’s current diabolical plan is to go to the nearest Ruby Tuesday and get a fancy burger. Afterwards, he plans to shop for eggs and toast. As soon as he eats his share, Zalgo plans to eat the planet. (After catching up on the latest episode of All My Demigods.)