It’s May the 4th. Star Wars Day. A time for fans to revel in Boss Nass gifs and four inch action figures. If you’re into Star Wars, I hope you enjoy it. If you’re not into Star Wars, I hope you enjoy telling everyone you’re not. May the 4th has something for everyone!
Course, this particular Star Wars Day is extra special, since we’re *this close* to the premiere of Solo: A Star Wars Story. To celebrate, me and Jay from The Sexy Armpit ate way too much food at Denny’s.
No, really! If you missed the news, Denny’s now has a special Solo-themed menu, filled with all sorts of wackadoo space food. You can even buy a cup topped with a plastic Millennium Falcon!
We went home full and gross, and quickly recorded our thoughts for the Purple Stuff Podcast. Get ready to hear us yap about spicy burgers and screwy eggs in this all-new minisode:
Thanks as always for checking out the show. If you live near a Denny’s, I encourage you to GO THERE NOW. I live for promotions like this, and have never regretted taking the bait. (And, for what it’s worth, that weird spicy burger was pretty damn good.)
Happy Star Wars Day!
Now go watch Return of the Jedi and keep an eye out for that shot of a Stormtrooper throwing an Ewok like a sack of potatoes.