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Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack!

I have good news and bad news!

The good news is that I’m finally ready to show ya the Eerie August Funpack — the first of three Halloween-themed Funpacks for 2020!

The bad news is… it’s already sold out. Subscriptions definitely are, though I may have a few spares left to sell on an individual basis once I finish my counts. (I’ll get to that at the bottom of this post.)

For all intents, this post is really just to tell current subscribers what they’ll be receiving. If you’re on the list, I hope you dig the goods!

The Eerie August Funpack is sure to help you kick off the Halloween season in a big, scary way. It’s loaded with old school spooky collectibles, haunted snacks, macabre art and maybe even a cute plushie bat!

Let’s look at what you’ll be receiving… Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: The Vampire Show.

Time to get spooky on the Purple Stuff Podcast! From now through Halloween, all of our shows will have a haunted slant. This season is gonna need all the help it can get, and we’re excited to do our part — starting now!

This week, me and Jay from Sludge Central finally pay tribute to VAMPIRES. We’re naming eight great bloodsuckers from all walks of pop culture!

Hey, remember when a cartoon Dracula fought Spider-Man? Or when Buffy staked Pee-Wee Herman? Or the time an unseen count sucked the filling right out of a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup?

We’re also tackling some lesser-known vamps, like Count Koopula and Drakulon. It’s a loving tribute to luscious leeches:

Click here to listen to the new ep!

The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an extra BONUS show every month. August’s is coming soon, and yep, it’ll be Halloween-themed!

Thanks so much for listening, and for sharing the show around. Below are some spoiler pics for this week’s episode: Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: The Soda Show!

I rarely drink soda these days, but it will forever be one of my passions. Everything about soda fascinates me. How it looks! How it tastes! How it’s packaged! How it’s marketed!

Every soda has a story to tell, whether it’s a top dog with a million dollar ad campaign, or a no-name brand hidden on the bottom shelf in your neighborhood’s worst supermarket.

Jay from The Sexy Armpit feels the same way, so we decided to make the latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast all about SODA. We’re considering this our official Summer 2020 show, because nothing beats the heat quite like an icy glass of, uh, Pepsi Holiday Spice?

We’re discussing eight great pops. Everything from Jolt Cola to Tab Clear to Pepsi Blue to Hubba Bubba Soda. There’s even a live taste-test of Faygo Arctic Sun, thanks to Stew from Michigan, who so generously sent us a few bottles.

Click here to listen to this week’s show!

The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show each and every month. (July’s will be dropping soon!) Thanks a ton for all of your support over there!

Below are pics of some of the sodas we’ll be discussing: Read More…

Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here! If you’re currently a subscriber, here’s some great news: In addition to this month’s box, you’re also locked in for three full months of Halloween-themed Funpacks, starting in August!

(And if you’re not a subscriber? Better act quick! There aren’t many slots available, and they might not open back up for several months!)


U.S. ONLY! LIMITED AVAILABILITY!

The July Funpack is another blast of summertime awesomeness, covering everything from sharks to sweets. You’re gonna have a grand ol’ time with this one, that I can promise ya!

You know the score. Funpacks are offered on a subscription basis. They’re $25 a month — INCLUDING shipping — and for as long as you remain subscribed, you’ll keep getting boxes of old-and-new nonsense each and every month!

Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in the July Funpack! Read More…