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Below are most of the Dino Drac blog archives. Certain categories may be excluded to keep things tidier. If you notice any typos, pretend you didn’t.

  • The Mausoleum of Madness, Part II!

    Welcome to Dinosaur Dracula’s MAUSOLEUM OF MADNESS, PART II! Every day through Halloween, check back for another vintage creepy collectible – everything from deep cut toys to ancient store displays to at least one totally insane costume. Probably ten cereal boxes, too. I won’t be plu

  • 1992 Broadcast of Texas Chainsaw Part 2!

    The latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast is here, and baby, we’re takin’ ya to Texas. It’s an episode that felt right for the Halloween season, and I’m not just saying that because it references a Dunkin’ Donuts commercial where Fred the Baker played Dr. Franken

  • Dinosaur Dracula’s GLOOM BOX is here!

    Got another surprise drop for you today! It’s Dinosaur Dracula’s GLOOM BOX, a package stuffed with creepy collectibles from the ‘80s and ‘90s that are sure to make your October feel more like October. Dino Drac’s GLOOM BOX will run you $31 – one dollar for every day in October

  • Dino Drac’s Sinister September Funpack is here!

    Okay GHOULS, Dino Drac’s Sinister September Funpack is here, and it’s loaded with Halloween cheer. This is the second of three all-eerie Funpacks for 2025, filled with things no creature of the night should even try to live without. If you’re a subscriber, your Funpack is already on

  • Dino Drac’s Envelope of Evil VII!

    Surprise drop! Dino Drac’s Envelopes of Evil are BACK FROM THE GRAVE. If you missed the memo, these are special, limited edition packages filled with creepy collectibles that are offered exactly once and then never spoken of again. (These have nothing to do with the Funpacks, by the way.

  • Dino Drac’s 2025 Eerie August Funpack!

    Dino Drac’s Eerie August Funpack – the first of three all-spooky Funpacks for the 2025 Halloween season – is here! This one is LOADED with all sorts of creepy treasures – everything from old toys to old cards to old stickers to old Ghoul-Aid. (Yes, you read that right.) Here’s th

  • Purple Stuff: Eight Great ’90s Monsters!

    Well, since we had so much fun covering a bunch of ‘80s monsters on the last episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast, we decided to jump right into the sequel. Grab a flannel and a hacky sack or whatever, because we’re about to name Eight Great Monsters from the 1990s! From television, toy

  • Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

    Okay guys, I’m finally ready to show you Dino Drac’s July Funpack! It’s pretty sizzling, IMO. Take a look! A beautiful bevy of vintage collectibles, plus a big wad of bubble gum. You couldn’t ask for more. Here’s the deal. Subscriptions are currently closed, and all subscriber bo

  • Purple Stuff: Eight Great ’80s Monsters!

    Yeah, we’re a bit late on delivering this latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast, but if it helps make up for the delay, this is one of our longest episodes in years. Tonight, we’re heading back to the ‘80s to name eight of that decade’s best and weirdest MONSTERS! Join me and

  • Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

    Okay guys, obviously I’m very late in posting this month’s Funpack – real life has been a bear this month. The good news is that this didn’t disturb the actual shipping schedule. All subscriber boxes were shipped last week. The majority have already arrived, and the rest are soon t

  • Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here! Actually, they’ve already been shipped to all official subscribers, so if you were already on the list, it’s on the way! To everyone else: Subscriptions are currently closed, but I have a fair number of spares that I can offer on an individual bas

  • Eight Great McDonald’s Happy Meals!

    The Purple Stuff Podcast is back, and we’re taking you on a trip to McDonaldland! Join us as we celebrate Eight Great Happy Meals from the ‘80s, ‘90s and 2000s! It’s an episode we’ve wanted to do for years! If you’ve a regular listener, you know that old Happy Meals come up pre

  • Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here!

    Dino Drac’s April Funpack is here! Actually, if you’re a subscriber, it’s already on its way! While subscriber boxes have all been shipped, I have some spares that I can offer on an individual basis. As always, the cost is $25, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the United Sta

  • Purple Stuff: More Unsolved Mysteries!

    The Purple Stuff Podcast is back with its third trip into the unforgettably eerie world of UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. Hit the music! Even after all these years, this show is the gift that keeps on giving. I stream it regularly… even if I need to pause often because Unsolved Mysteries remains fu

  • Dino Drac’s March Funpack is here!

    I’m late as hell in posting the March Funpack, continuing a trend that I hope to break by next month, no matter how much 2025 throws at me! But, rest assured, they’ve already been shipping, and all subscriber boxes are on their way! (Many have already been delivered, too.) ANYWAY, yes,

  • 1987 TV Broadcast of Elm Street!

    The Purple Stuff Podcast is back, and we’ve brought the big man with us. Fred Krueger, Mom, FRED KRUEGER. Grab a ratty blanket and find a spot on the berber carpet, because we’re about to march you through a 1987 network television broadcast of A Nightmare on Elm Street! From an era wh

  • Dino Drac’s February Funpack is here!

    Okay, I’m finally ready to show you the February Funpack! I know it’s late to go up on the site, but all subscriber boxes have already been shipped! Actually, the reason I’m putting this up so late is because I needed to ship all of the subscriber boxes to see exactly how many were l

  • Stuffed Toys from the ’80s and ’90s!

    The latest Purple Stuff Podcast is here, and it’s soft and squishy. Join us as we embark on a magical adventure through the world of STUFFED TOYS from the ‘80s and ‘90s! Yep, me and Jay from Sludge Central are tackling dolls, plushies and Pillow People, in an hour-long tribute to som

  • Dino Drac’s January Funpack is here!

    I’m late as hell in posting this here January Funpack, but the good news is that all subscriber boxes have already been shipped, and many have already been delivered! If you’re on the list and you haven’t received it yet, be on the lookout in the coming days! As for everyone else, I

  • Dino Drac’s 25 Days of Christmas!

    Welcome to Dino Drac’s 25 Days of Christmas! From now through December 25th, I’ll be posting a little something, every single day. Remember to check back, because I won’t be plugging this often! 12/25: A Very Oily Christmas! Merry Christmas to all! Thanks for reading Dino Drac’s 25