Tales from the Cryptkeeper!
Here’s a perfect pick-me-up for the first weekend in October: The premiere episode of Tales from the Cryptkeeper!
Yes, this really happened!
The series (through this exact episode) debuted in late September of 1993. I can’t remember if it was any good, and that’s sort of why I chose it. I need to brush up!
Besides, I sure could use a simple, spooky cartoon tonight. The weather is right!
OMG IT’S OCTOBER!
Oh my. It’s here. Already.
OCTOBER.
I’m excited and I’m terrified. Excited because hey, THIS IS THE MONTH. Terrified, because I feel like I was just championing September’s arrival five goddamned minutes ago.
Hey, kids? When people warn you about time seeming to move faster as you grow older, believe them. Believe the hell out of them.
So yeah, I’m happy that it’s October because October rules, but I don’t like knowing that I only have ONE MONTH to cram in every last morsel of Halloween fun. Of course, my anxiety is tempered by the knowledge that when it’s all over, I’ll get giant balloons and big plates of stuffing.
Tonight’s special OCTOBER survey:
1) What’s the best “Halloween thing” you did in September?
2) What’s the biggest “Halloween thing” you have planned for October?
Tell everyone, in the comments!
(TBH, I was so busy with the site that I didn’t actually get out and DO much during September. I guess that trip to Wayback Burgers would be my #1, dumb as that sounds. As for October, no big plans yet, but I always try to spend at least one October evening getting blasted in a cheap hotel. It’s become a bit of a tradition.)
Oh, and since it’s both October 1st AND the weekend, it’d be criminal to not give ya something to watch:
It’s the original House on Haunted Hill, from 1959. I’ve seen its most famous scenes (they’re hard to avoid, even in GIF form) but I’ve never bothered to watch the whole thing. That changes tonight. I f’n love the remake from 1999, so I’m sure I’ll be okay with this one, at the very least.
Satanic Panic!
My post about that Pagan Invasion video has been one of the 2016 Countdown’s most popular. I’ve heard from a whole bunch of readers who watched the whole damn thing, and who were just as weirdly enthralled as I was.
I’m still enthralled, by the way. I’ve watched the tape two more times since posting that review. Can’t get enough of it. It may very well become something I watch during every Halloween season.
…and maybe this can join it!
Devil Worship: The Rise of Satanism was made by the same folks who did The Pagan Invasion, and it looks to be every bit as good/bad. I’ve only given it a brief scan so far, but I’ve noticed some familiar faces (our pal Glenn is back, complete with a misspelled name card) AND some shade thrown at “demonic” He-Man figures.
Oh, this is gonna be a treat!
I can’t get enough of these vids. It’s like Unsolved Mysteries meets The Weekly World News. So good. (And so stupid.)
Enjoy!
PS: If you missed it on the main site, a new episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast has dropped. This week, we’re covering another batch of things that are way scarier than they should be. (Like that poor little shoe’s death from Roger Rabbit.)
Between this weird devil video and the new podcast, you have all the ammunition you need for one long spooky night!
The Worst Witch!
I’m short on time tonight, so I thought I’d pick a movie that speaks for itself!
Yup. The Worst Witch.
Now, you should watch the whole thing, because it’s full of charm, cheese, and shots of Mrs. Garrett wearing a hot pink wig. But if you’re as short on time as I am, at least skip to the end so you can see Tim Curry’s famously infamous music video, which very well may be the best Halloween thing ever created.
(I’ll be honest and say that everything that comes before Curry isn’t exactly fast-paced entertainment, but I still think The Worst Witch would have cult cred even without him. Just, you know, a LOT less.)
