Madd Matt’s CVS Shopping Spree.

It’s October! I know you’re all waiting for my Halloween Mood Table (Coming tomorrow!), but I wanted to celebrate the arrival of MONTH #10 with a special bonus weekend update.

So here’s me, dressed like a vampire, reviewing 50 bucks’ worth of Halloween garbage.

(CLICK HERE TO SEE IT IN HD ON YOUTUBE)

I went on a Halloween shopping spree at CVS, you see. I kind of dropped that habit years ago, since CVS’s spooky stuff runs on the pricier side, and often pales in comparison to what other chains carry. Still, I think I did okay. I mean, I’m now the proud owner of a 18” light-up skull. Hard to call that a loss.

Oh, and one more spoiler: The video covers Brach’s Mellowcreme Pumpkins, and how they’re perfectly scaled to work as action figure pumpkin accessories.

I can’t possibly be the only person to notice this, but yeah, if your toys desperately need to visit a pumpkin patch, a bag of Brach’s candy has gotta be the cheapest way to make it happen.

Enjoy the vid. C u tomorrow.