Dino Drac’s “Big Boxes of Joy” for sale!
[stextbox id=”alert”]UPDATE: The Big Boxes of Joy sold out in record time. Thanks, all! Still have some Merry Mini Funpacks left — see below! For those dying for a Box of Joy, I’ll see if I have enough replacements to cover a few extras later this week. E-mail me if interested and I’ll be in touch![/stextbox]
The holidays are mainly about squeezing everyone dry, so I’m here to sell you random junk!
These occasional sales have become critical for my continued existence as “this blogger guy.” I like to think of them as “donations with benefits.” That makes it easier for me to explain why anyone would buy old lunch bags.
This time around, I have two options for ya. First are Dino Drac’s BIG BOXES OF JOY, which are kinda expensive and in very limited supply. For those looking for something cheaper, I’ve also put together a batch of MERRY MINI FUNPACKS.
Details on both are below. Please note that some of these items have appeared in previous Funpacks, so pay close attention to the details. If you’ve bought something before and hate doubles with a passion, I won’t blame you for skipping these!
First up… THE BIG BOXES OF JOY!
(Sample Box #1)
(Sample Box #2)
Dino Drac’s Big Box of Joy
Price: $50, shipped anyway in the continental U.S.
(Sorry, U.S. orders only!)
Feeling lucky? Like to gamble? Then this is the thing for you. A whole box of RIDICULOUS STUFF, sure to entertain you for a solid fifteen minutes!
No two boxes are exactly alike, but each *definitely* includes the following:
– A 1982 G.I. Joe ID Bracelet, mint on card!
– One “top shelf” item, such as a Real Ghostbusters Slimer Watch, a Thundercats “Mail-Away Mumm-Ra” figure or something like that!
– A Haunted Luck Monkey *or* a promotional Congo “Grey Gorilla” figure!
– A vintage Real Ghostbusters lunch sack *or* a vintage TMNT lunch sack – and sometimes both!
– A sealed vintage Gremlins Book & Record set!
– An “Adventures of Kool-Aid Man” comic book from 1989!
– A “Learn Colors with E.T.” book from 1983!
– Two sealed containers of Spider Bites candy! (Bodies are half-melted – these didn’t keep so well!)
– Two vintage cereal prizes!
– A vintage packet of Kool-Aid!
– A random pack of trading cards!
– A random promotional Christmas ornament from the ‘80s, featuring the likes of the Keebler Elves or the Energizer Bunny!
– Dino Drac’s Tiny-Sized Tacky Christmas Photo!
– Plus extra cards/stickers/surprises!
Wow. That’s a lot of crap!
Each BIG BOX OF JOY is mailed in a box, because otherwise it wouldn’t be a BIG BOX OF JOY.
Sorry, no special requests! I worked hard to make sure every box has the proper amount of stuff. To keep things fair, I can’t let anyone pick and choose between the “randomized” items.
However, you will get everything mentioned above, plus a little bit more!
Again, price is $50. That includes shipping to anywhere in the continental United States. The BIG BOXES OF JOY are extremely limited, so if you’re interested, I suggest you act fast!
You can purchase a BIG BOX OF JOY by clicking the button below. Even if you don’t have Paypal, I believe you can still use any regular credit card to order.
UPDATE: The Big Boxes of Joy are currently SOLD OUT. Thanks to everyone who bought one! Certain items are definitely out of stock, but I may be able to shuffle in a few suitable replacements for a short run of extra boxes. If interested, please email me. It may take me a few days to reply!
…but in the meantime, there are still some Merry Mini Funpacks left! See below!
Dino Drac’s Merry Mini Funpack
Price: $20, shipped anyway in the continental U.S.
(Sorry, U.S. orders only!)
The MERRY MINI FUNPACK contains fewer items, but it should still be enough to make you happy for ten seconds. Each pack includes:
– A vintage Real Ghostbusters lunch sack *or* a vintage TMNT lunch sack!
– An “Adventures of Kool-Aid Man” comic book from 1989!
– A “Learn Colors with E.T.” book from 1983!
– A random promotional Christmas ornament from the ‘80s, featuring the likes of the Keebler Elves or the Energizer Bunny!
– Dino Drac’s Tiny-Sized Tacky Christmas Photo!
– Plus extra trading cards/stickers!
To order a MERRY MINI FUNPACK, click the button below!
Thanks for ordering, or for considering ordering, or for just reading and not being at all interested in ordering.
Endeavors like this make it slightly less ridiculous for me to run Dino Drac. Appreciate your interest!
