The Starburst Candy Corn Taste-Test.

I’m trying to keep my Halloweenosity in check until 8/31, but it’s kinda hard when life keeps throwing things like this in my face:

Yep, it’s Starburst Candy Corn! Fruit-flavored and appropriately colored, they’re ideal for people who hate the flavor of candy corn, but love the idea of it.

Here’s me, eating it:

These are all-new for 2013, and serve as just another clue that this year’s haul won’t be a bunch of been-there done-thats.