Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here!
Dino Drac’s December Funpack is here, and it’s stuffed with yuletide cheer. (And also chocolate!)
I think you’re gonna love this Funpack. It’s kinda like the perfect Christmas stocking, and the lead item is seriously to-die-for. More on that in a minute!
Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a small number of spares that I can sell on an individual basis. The cost is $25, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the United States. If interested, scroll to the bottom to see if there are any left!
Now, in the immortal words of Kuni from UHF, let’s see what’s in the box!
Oh lord. This one is special. You’ll receive a sealed, factory-fresh copy of the official Silent Night, Deadly Night score, on audiocassette! These gorgeous tapes are produced by my friends at Terror-Vision, who always do amazing work.
If you’ve never seen Silent Night, Deadly Night, it’s a 1984 cult classic slasher movie with a Christmas twist, and famously features shots of countless ‘80s toys. It also had an underrated OST, which is captured in full on this double-sided high-quality audiocassette.
But wait! These aren’t ordinary cassettes! In the spirit of Christmas, each tape is imbued with tri-color holiday glitter! They look INCREDIBLE in person, and it was definitely worth the extra expense to get y’all something sooo festive.
Your tape will arrive factory-sealed and ready to play, assuming you still have a cassette deck! If you don’t, whatever, it’ll still look great on a shelf.
Next we have another glorious pack of Retro Stinky Stickers from Trend Enterprises, which sadly closed its doors a few months back. Which means that these babies are now completely out of production, and can be classified as a modern collectible!
I panic-bought a bunch when I still had a chance, and now you’re going to be the beneficiary with a sealed pack of Scratch ‘n Sniff Hot Cocoa stickers! There are two sheets in each pack, so you’ll be getting 24 stickers, and boy, the scent on these is POWERFUL! Powerful and ACCURATE. They really smell like hot cocoa!
Trend had been a chief sticker supplier for decades, especially for schools. These Hot Cocoa stickers have the exact same design as the ones that were famous in the ‘80s, and they were made by the same company!
You’ll also receive one of these E.T. Mini Figure Blind Bags, released by NECA way back in 2012. Each foil bag contains one of six mystery E.T. figures, which range from “regular” E.T. to “sheet ghost” E.T., to E.T. in his stylish blue shirt.
I’ve always associated E.T. with the holiday season, not because of anything that happened in the movie, but because his initial merchandise blitz was soooo Christmas-centric. Hell, there was even a point when kids could get their Sears Christmas photos taken with E.T. instead of Santa Claus. Dude was a holiday icon.
Shown above is a sampling of the possible figures. Remember, you’ll only get one!
I hope you’re hungry, because you are getting more than a mouthful of chocolate with this month’s Funpack. Included in each box is a 2.8 oz package of Reese’s Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly BIG Cups, and I gotta stress the “BIG.”
I haven’t done the math, but I believe these cups are twice as tall as the normal ones, and each pack contains two of those suckers. If you’ve never experienced a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup with the addition of a grape jelly smear, well, here’s your chance!
There are only a few months each year that I can get away with mailing y’all chocolate, so I had to take advantage. These certainly won’t melt in transit during December. (In fact, I’d advise you to wait until they’ve hit room temperature again before chomping away!)
Rounding things out, you’ll also get this month’s Funpack newsletter, exclusive essay, a 5×7” cardstock mini-poster that recreates some killer art from an old Toys “R” Us holiday circular, and a 2×2” sticker depicting a classic Santa blow mold from the ‘80s.
(This month’s essay is about my giant childhood Christmas stocking – an idea which I absolutely stole from Christmas at Pee-wee’s Playhouse. It’ll never be reprinted on the site!)
So yep, you’ll get all of the above, shipped directly to your door for a flat $25!
If you’re already a subscriber and you’d like to stay that way, do nothing, you’re all set!
If you’re NOT a subscriber but still want this month’s box, you can purchase one by clicking the button below. Supplies are very limited!
New orders will be sent within 24 hours, and all should arrive before Xmas!
Thank you all for another great year with the Funpacks. I’m well-stocked for 2026, and have some seriously unreal goodies coming in the months ahead. Stay tuned for that, but for now, I hope the December Funpack adds a little something to your holiday season!
