Dino Drac’s Sinister September Funpack is here!
Okay GHOULS, Dino Drac’s Sinister September Funpack is here, and it’s loaded with Halloween cheer. This is the second of three all-eerie Funpacks for 2025, filled with things no creature of the night should even try to live without.
If you’re a subscriber, your Funpack is already on the way. (They were shipped between Saturday and Tuesday.)
While subscriptions are currently closed, I have a few extras that I can offer on an individual basis. As always, the cost is $25, and that includes shipping to anywhere in the States. Zip to the bottom to see if there are any left, and sorry if there aren’t, because the September Funpacks always go quick!
And now, in the immortal words of that guy from UHF, let’s see what’s in the box!
Let’s kick things off with a big one. From the mad geniuses at Terror-Vision, we have a brand new, factory-sealed, officially-licensed soundtrack to Friday the 13th Part 3, on audiocassette!
I can hear you applauding, and you’re right to. These gorgeous tapes aren’t novelty items – they’re whole-ass legit soundtracks that will absolutely play in a cassette deck, assuming you still have one.
Arriving in plastic cases with swank inserts, the cassettes themselves are gorgeous. Drawing from the film’s infamous 3D gimmick, one side of the tape is white, and the other side is red.
Each is shrink-wrapped and will be placed in a bubble bag for extra safety. The photos don’t do them justice… these are beauts, and Terror-Vision never misses!
Up next is another amazing wax melt set from my friends at House of Wax Melts. I collaborated with them to bring you something extra special – UNSOLVED MIST, a wax melt set directly inspired by everyone’s favorite nightmare fuel, Unsolved Mysteries!
We hatched this plan eons ago and had to wait for the right moment, which turned out to be ten minutes ago. We aimed for a scent that truly captured the spirit of the series, and as always, House of Wax Melts nailed it.
Featuring three ounces’ worth of breakable cubes for (at least) six rounds of heaven, these Unsolved Mist wax melts smell like a “rainy night” – an oddly clean scent that will make you envision Robert Stack with a smirk under a big black umbrella. Yes!!
And then we have a different kind of wax. I absolutely moved mountains to bring you these incredible Nik-L-Nip Witch’s Brew Mini Drinks, which are NOT easy to find and aren’t cheap even if you can.
I’ve been dying to include Nik-L-Nips in a Funpack for years, but when I discovered that there was a Halloween version, nothing could stop me. If you never tried these as a kid, that’s a lie, because you wouldn’t be reading this site if you didn’t. But, JUST TO PLAY ALONG, these are wax bottles filled with modest amounts of delicious SUGAR WATER. Bite off the tops, and suck ’em down!
They even pay off on the theme with the flavor choices. Each four-pack includes two orange bottles, and two black raspberry bottles. I love these, and so will you.
The haunted hits keep on coming! You’ll each receive ONE of these super vintage Skeleton Prism Stickers – the kind that would’ve been trapped in a vending machine near Kmart’s exit back in the late ‘80s.
I was told that these are true ‘80s deadstock – emphasis on the dead. They’re absolutely gorgeous, colorful, prismatic stickers that feel a little edgy by late ‘80s standards. (A common trait with old vending machine prism stickers, which were often kinda dark!)
There are nine different skeleton stickers in the series. I have roughly equal amounts of them all, and you’ll get one at random. Each will be shipped in a card sleeve for protection. We can’t have your bony ghouls getting scratched up in transit, now can we?
Rounding things out, we have this petrifying pile of stuff!
You’ll receive this month’s 5×7” cardstock mini-poster, featuring a scary old witch cake. Joining it is this month’s 2×2” sticker, featuring a Halloween McNugget Buddy from the ‘90s.
Then there’s the Sinister September Funpack Newsletter, plus an exclusive essay that will never be reprinted on the site. (The essay is about a few of the fun things I’ve done this season, because sometimes, I just wanna use you as my diary.)
And then, just for kicks, I’ll throw in a pack of Grossery Gang trading cards, from 2016. (Not always easy to find, by the way!)
NOTE: I’m running pretty low on the card packs. All subscribers will get them. If you’re buying a spare, you *may* get a different sort of card pack, but one that I’m sure you’ll like!
So yep, you’re getting all of the above, for $25 shipped! (United States ONLY, please!)
If you’re already a subscriber and you wanna remain one, do nothing! You’re all set, and your box is on the way!
If you’re NOT a subscriber but still want the Sinister September Funpack, you can purchase one by clicking the button below, while supplies last. (I wouldn’t advise waiting… like I said, historically, these are quick sellouts!)
SOLD OUT! Thanks, everyone! All new orders are shipped within 24 hours. And remember, we still have a third all-Halloween Funpack to come in October!
