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Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

Time for Dino Drac’s July Funpack — the last one before a trio of Halloween Funpacks, starting in August! Let’s get a little more juice out of summer, while we still can!


UNITED STATES ONLY! VERY LIMITED SUPPLY!

Here’s the deal. This month’s Funpack is already kinda/sorta sold out! I’m putting this up because the subscribers gotta see it regardless, but just know that I’m *really* low on extras — if I have any at all!

You can scroll to the bottom to try getting on the waitlist, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…

The Purple Stuff Podcast’s Summer Sleepover!

Just in the nick of time, we’re ready to assault your ears with this month’s Purple Stuff Podcast. It’s a good one!

When we were kids, one of the best things about summer vacation was THE SUMMER SLEEPOVER. That was when you and a friend became one-night roomies, and fended off sleep with a mix of munchies, movies and mayhem.

On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, me and Jay from Sludge Central provide an hour-by-hour breakdown of what it was really like to have a summer sleepover, specifically in the late ‘80s and early ‘90s. We’re really proud of this one. If you’re anywhere near our age, we know you’ll connect with it.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

You can also find the new ep on Spotify, or Apple, or wherever else you listen to podcasts.

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. June’s is already live, so if you wanna hear about the weirdest Slimer auctions currently on eBay, go sign up! Read More…

Dino Drac’s June Funpack is here!

Well guys, for the first time in many, many months, Funpack subscriptions are finally back open!

…but depending on how this one performs, this may be the last time subscriptions are open until November or later. Which means that if you want to guarantee yourself the three Halloween boxes that start in August, joining now might be the only way to do that!


UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY!

The June 2022 Funpack has a real old school Funpack feel, and I mean that in a good way. It’s a box of summer-fueled nonsense, featuring everything from awesome old toys to weird new food to a big shiny Choco Taco sticker.

As y’all should know by now, Funpack subscriptions are $25 a month (including shipping), and for as long as you remain subscribed, you’ll keep getting boxes of weird/great nonsense every month. (You can cancel whenever you want, of course!)

Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in the June Funpack! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: MORE Great Cereals!

I don’t know if we’ve ever done back to back podcasts on the same subject before, but we had so much fun gabbing about old cereals, we thought we’d give it another go:

On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, me and Jay from Sludge Central celebrate *another* eight great cereals from the ‘80s and ‘90s, covering everything from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cereal to Cinnamon Mini Buns. We’re gonna make you hungry for corn and oats and chalky marbits.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

…which you can also find on Apple, or Spotify, or wherever the hell else you listen to podcasts.

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (This month’s is extra special, as we discuss our trip to The Stranger Things Experience in NYC.)

Below are links to TV commercials starring all of the cereals we’re featuring in this episode. Stop reading if you’re avoiding spoilers!

1. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cereal!
2. Urkel-Os Cereal!
3. Cinnamon Life!
4. Rice Krispies Treats Cereal!
5. OJ’s Cereal!
6. Fruit Islands Cereal!
7. Circus Fun Cereal!
8. Cinnamon Mini Buns!

We’ll wait a while before doing a third show about cereals, but we sure had a blast with this one. Feel free to share memories about the cereals we discuss – or any other discontinued cereal you love – in the comments!