Dinosaur Dracula!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and there’s never been one like this before!


UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED QUANTITY!

This is an ALL-ART FUNPACK, with several exquisitely strange pieces stuffed into a gigantic envelope and mailed directly to your door for $25 shipped. I can’t wait to show you what’s in there!

Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid number of spares to sell on a one-time basis. If you’re already a subscriber, you’re all set. If you want to get *just* this one Funpack, zip to the bottom for info on how to do it!

Otherwise, keep reading to learn about everything in the May 2022 Funpack! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: 8 Great Cereals!

With just seconds left in the month, we’re ready to drop the latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast! You’re gonna need a spoon for this one, guys.

It’s our long-awaited CEREAL SHOW! Oh yes! Me and Jay from Sludge Central dive deep into eight of our all-time favorite cereals, from Oops All Berries to Ninja Turtles Cereal to Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!

This episode will make you hungry. This episode will make you nostalgic. And, we hope, this episode will make ya laugh.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

(Or click here to listen on Spotify, or here for Apple Podcasts!)

As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (And gain access to all previous bonus shows!) This month’s bonus covers our favorite action figure vehicles from the ‘80s and ‘90s. You know you wanna hear about Speeder Bikes.

Enjoy the new episode, and feel free to gab about some of your favorite cereals (discontinued or not) in the comments!

PS: If you never got to try the OG version of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, you have my pity. It was the bomb.

Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack!

Okay guys, it’s time! Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack is here, and while subscriptions are currently closed, I do have a good amount of spares for anyone who’d like to just buy this one. (And I hope some of you will!)


LIMITED SUPPLY! UNITED STATES ONLY!

It’s a merry (and macabre) mix of goofy stuff and aged-up collectibles, including a pair of biggies from two of my favorite “boutique” companies. Over ten items in every box, for $25 shipped!

Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: Mummy Madness!

Get set for a spoooooky new episode of the Purple Stuff Podcast!

Oh yeah, we’re doing this. Our big show for March is all about MUMMIES!

Join me and Jay from Sludge Central as celebrate eight great mummies from all walks of pop culture, covering everything from toys to TV shows, and even an old board game!

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

…or click here if you wanna hear it on Spotify, or here for Apple. We’re on all of the other platforms, too. Just look us up.

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. Join now and you’ll gain access to our entire library of bonus shows, including the most recent one, which is all about Easter!

We hope you guys dig all of the mummies we… uh, dug up. If you’d like extra info on the hotties we’ll be discussing, follow the links below!

1. Airhead from Filmation’s Ghostbusters!
2. “Mummy Daddy” from Amazing Stories!
3. “Grave Robber” from Tales from the Darkside!
4. Chris Jericho Mummy Figure!
5. Dust Brain from Madballs!
6. The Hallmark Rappin’ Mummy!
7. Hasbro’s Pyramid Board Game!
8. Disco Mummy from Plastic-Man!

Thanks so much for your ears, for your reviews, and for sharing the show around! Feel free to name some of your favorite pop culture mummies, in the comments!