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Purple Stuff Podcast: MORE Great Cereals!

I don’t know if we’ve ever done back to back podcasts on the same subject before, but we had so much fun gabbing about old cereals, we thought we’d give it another go:

On the latest Purple Stuff Podcast, me and Jay from Sludge Central celebrate *another* eight great cereals from the ‘80s and ‘90s, covering everything from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cereal to Cinnamon Mini Buns. We’re gonna make you hungry for corn and oats and chalky marbits.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

…which you can also find on Apple, or Spotify, or wherever the hell else you listen to podcasts.

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (This month’s is extra special, as we discuss our trip to The Stranger Things Experience in NYC.)

Below are links to TV commercials starring all of the cereals we’re featuring in this episode. Stop reading if you’re avoiding spoilers!

1. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Cereal!
2. Urkel-Os Cereal!
3. Cinnamon Life!
4. Rice Krispies Treats Cereal!
5. OJ’s Cereal!
6. Fruit Islands Cereal!
7. Circus Fun Cereal!
8. Cinnamon Mini Buns!

We’ll wait a while before doing a third show about cereals, but we sure had a blast with this one. Feel free to share memories about the cereals we discuss – or any other discontinued cereal you love – in the comments!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here!

Dino Drac’s May Funpack is here, and there’s never been one like this before!


UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED QUANTITY!

This is an ALL-ART FUNPACK, with several exquisitely strange pieces stuffed into a gigantic envelope and mailed directly to your door for $25 shipped. I can’t wait to show you what’s in there!

Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I have a solid number of spares to sell on a one-time basis. If you’re already a subscriber, you’re all set. If you want to get *just* this one Funpack, zip to the bottom for info on how to do it!

Otherwise, keep reading to learn about everything in the May 2022 Funpack! Read More…

Purple Stuff Podcast: 8 Great Cereals!

With just seconds left in the month, we’re ready to drop the latest episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast! You’re gonna need a spoon for this one, guys.

It’s our long-awaited CEREAL SHOW! Oh yes! Me and Jay from Sludge Central dive deep into eight of our all-time favorite cereals, from Oops All Berries to Ninja Turtles Cereal to Apple Cinnamon Cheerios!

This episode will make you hungry. This episode will make you nostalgic. And, we hope, this episode will make ya laugh.

Click here to listen to this month’s show!

(Or click here to listen on Spotify, or here for Apple Podcasts!)

As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show every month. (And gain access to all previous bonus shows!) This month’s bonus covers our favorite action figure vehicles from the ‘80s and ‘90s. You know you wanna hear about Speeder Bikes.

Enjoy the new episode, and feel free to gab about some of your favorite cereals (discontinued or not) in the comments!

PS: If you never got to try the OG version of Apple Cinnamon Cheerios, you have my pity. It was the bomb.

Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack!

Okay guys, it’s time! Dino Drac’s Awesome April Funpack is here, and while subscriptions are currently closed, I do have a good amount of spares for anyone who’d like to just buy this one. (And I hope some of you will!)


LIMITED SUPPLY! UNITED STATES ONLY!

It’s a merry (and macabre) mix of goofy stuff and aged-up collectibles, including a pair of biggies from two of my favorite “boutique” companies. Over ten items in every box, for $25 shipped!

Scroll to the bottom for ordering info, or keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…