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Dino Drac’s 2023 Petrifying Parcel!

Dino Drac’s Petrifying Parcels have returned for a spooky surprise sale!


(Limited Supply! United States only!)

These boxes *aren’t* part of the monthly Funpack activities. This is a total one-and-done situation. I’ve slowly amassed enough supplies to put together a batch of hoity-toity horror boxes stuffed with exactly the kind of nonsense you need to start the Halloween season in style.

The price of these Petrifying Parcels is $35, shipped anywhere in the United States. (United States only, please!) Supplies are limited. Jump to the bottom to order, or keep reading to learn about everything in the 2023 Petrifying Parcel! Read More…

Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here!

Dino Drac’s July Funpack is here, and it’s ready to class you up for the rest of the summer!


UNITED STATES ONLY! LIMITED SUPPLY!

It’s the final Funpack before the Halloween season, and as you can see, it’s loaded with high fashion.

Subscriptions are currently maxed out, but I do have a number of spares that I can sell on an individual basis. If interested, zip to the bottom of this post to order one! They’re $25 shipped, to anywhere in the United States. (U.S. only, please!)

Otherwise, keep reading to learn about everything in this month’s box! Read More…

Eight Great Cereals, Volume III!

Well, since we’re a few weeks late on this episode of The Purple Stuff Podcast, we knew we had to deliver a crowd-pleaser. Time for us to talk about cereal again!

Get set for Eight Great Cereals, Volume III! Yep, the long-awaited threequel to our ongoing series is here, and it’s full of bright, colorful, sugar-laden cereals that you can no longer eat!

As opposed to the first two volumes (here and here), this batch was really more about the themes than the flavors. Join me and Jay from Sludge Central for a look back at everything from Morning Funnies to G.I. Joe Action Stars!

Click here to listen to the new episode!

…which is also available on Spotify, Apple, and everywhere else you listen to podcasts. (Make sure you’re subscribed!)

As a reminder, The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show each and every month. (And while we sometimes run behind on the main feed, the bonus shows are never late!)



Wanna learn more about the cereals we discussed on the show? Follow the links below. (Or stop reading here if you’d rather not be spoiled!)

1. OG Berry Berry Kix!
2. Rainbow Brite Cereal!
3. Christmas Cookie Crisp!
4. Dino Pebbles!
5. Morning Funnies!
6. G.I. Joe Action Stars!
7. WWF Superstars Cereal!
8. Barbie Cereal!

Thanks as always for listening, and for sharing the show around! (And as an FYI, we plan to get up to speed by doing two main shows in a single month, so sooner or later, we’ll be hitting you up with a double-dose of Purple Stuff.)

Purple Stuff: The Glow in the Dark Show!

Okay, we’re a week late on this one, but it was hard to find the “publish” button with all of the lights off. The latest Purple Stuff Podcast is here, and it’s all about things that GLOW IN THE DARK!

Yep, from Superman’s Kryptonite Rocks to Dream Glow Barbie, me and Jay from Sludge Central are ready to name eight great things that are wildly, impossibly different, except for the fact that they all glow in the dark!

We had so much fun with this. It was a chance to hit some super obscure stuff that we never would’ve gotten to talk about otherwise. Hope you enjoy it!

Click here to listen to the new episode!

…which is also on Spotify, Apple, and wherever else you listen to podcasts!

As a reminder, the Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an exclusive bonus show each and every month. May’s is still to come, but our latest one had us plucking out the best (and weirdest) Phantom Menace items currently listed on eBay.


If you wanna learn more about the stuff we discuss on THE GLOW SHOW, follow the links below. If you’d rather not be spoiled, stop reading now!

1) Amazing Elastic Plastic!
2) Mattel’s Leon Neon!
3) Tyco Zero Gravity Cliffhangers!
4) Burger King Kids Club Trolls!
5) Real Ghostbusters Ecto Glow Heroes!
6) Superman’s Kryptonite Rocks!
7) Dream Glow Barbie!
8) Halloween Fingles from Wendy’s!

Thanks so much for listening, and for sharing the show around! We skipped a lot of the obvious glow-in-the-dark stuff, so if you’d like to name some of your faves that we didn’t cover, drop a comment!