McDonald’s Haunted Halloween Happy Meal!
When I say “Halloween Happy Meal,” your mind drifts to one of two things: Those awesome buckets, or that army of costumed Chicken McNuggets.
And hey, I get it! Objectively, those are the best spooky goodies McD’s has ever produced. Doesn’t mean that there aren’t others deserving of 700-word tributes, though.
So let’s talk about their Haunted Halloween Happy Meal, from 1998.
For people my age, this set is mostly familiar through eBay hunts and the occasional yard sale. There’s a dark period in our lives when we’re too old for Happy Meal toys, yet not old enough to stop giving a shit that we’re too old. The Haunted Halloween set debuted when I was stuck in that terrible hell, appropriately scored by Garbage’s Version 2.0. Read More…
Purple Stuff: Spooky Songs VII!
The Purple Stuff Podcast is back with one of its most important shows of the year! (Yes, creepy music is very important.)
It’s the seventh volume of our annual series, SPOOKY SONGS! Me and Jay from Sludge Central are ready to boost your Halloween playlists with ten terrifying tracks that you almost definitely don’t already have on ‘em.
Loads of deep cuts in this one — everything from the theme song to Cat’s Eye to some weird Ghostbusters track that you could only hear on an obscure audio cassette.
Click here to listen to this week’s show!
Hope you enjoy! The Purple Stuff Podcast is also on Patreon, where you can grab an extra bonus episode every single month. (This month’s ep is already there — go listen to us gab about some of our favorite creepy commercials!)
In other news, we’re thrilled to be part of this year’s (all-virtual) Salem Horror Fest. We’ve contributed a special Gremlins-themed episode, covering everything from Gremlins Cereal to the Gizmo Furby.
Look for us as part of their Joe Dante tribute. They have a lot of great things lined up, from premieres to panels. Honestly, we’re just a teensy tiny part of it. The episode will be exclusive to the event for a while, but I think eventually we’ll be able to run it on our podcast feed. That said, we do hope some of you will consider grabbing a ticket — it looks like a tremendous event!
I’ll leave you with a couple of images that hint at our Spooky Songs picks: Read More…
Halloween on the Ancient Internet: Part 3!
In this edition of Halloween on the Ancient Internet, you’ll see everything from the original Scream’s original site to a bunch of discontinued ice cream flavors. I’m pushing all of your best buttons.
We’re gonna have a time! Unplug your landlines and settle in with that sweet 2400-baud connection. If you missed the previous editions, they’re here and here.
Elvira’s Halloween Soup!
(October 2000)
Elvira was one of the first celebs who understood the powaaa of the internet, using it not just to maintain her fame, but to become truly self-sufficient.
Early versions of her website were simple by today’s standards, but they held the key to Elvira’s still-going success: She built a direct line to her fans. It’s Celebrity 101 in 2020, but she did it when most people were still trying to figure out what those weird AOL discs that kept coming in the mail were for.
In the early 2000s, Elvira had a recipe section on her site. It must’ve been a point of passion for her, because the recipes were for mostly-normal foods that did not scream “Elvira” in any way.
Shown above is the recipe for Elvira’s Halloween Soup, a basic black bean soup that isn’t the slightest bit vampy or goth. I love that I can prepare such a pleasantly everyday meal and still call it a tribute to Elvira! Read More…
2020’s Best Halloween Junk Food, Part 2!
Time for the second edition of 2020’s Best Halloween Junk Food! If you missed the first one, it’s over here.
Given how much the real world sucks, it’s been a surprisingly strong year for Halloween snacks. All we need is for one fast food giant to roll the dice on a spooky promotion, and 2020 will have finally found something it’s still pretty good at.
Below: Five more things you should be eating and drinking, preferably under moonlight while wearing one of those cheap Halloween throw blankets like a cape.
Mountain Dew VooDew II!
(Found at: Speedway)
Many are saying that Mountain Dew VooDew II tastes exactly the same as last year’s version, but I disagree. It’s similar, but for me it’s like they took last year’s and added a splash of tonic water. I’m all about that bitter aftertaste, so I might dig this sequel even more.
The original tasted like straight-up Skittles, but according to Mountain Dew, the flavor was supposed to be candy corn. We won’t know what they intended for VooDew II until Halloween, but I’m sticking with my original guess: Caramel Apple. It doesn’t really taste like that, but especially considering the label colors, I think it’s what they aimed for.
(The most common flavor guess is Skittles, even if it’d be a touch weird for them to do a Skittles soda on purpose after doing one accidentally last year. That said, the label colors do line up nicely with classic Skittles colors, so it’s certainly in contention!)
GRADE: A. It would’ve been better had the flavor starkly contrasted with last year’s, but it’s still a soda fronted by a grim reaper. I pray that VooDew continues on as an annual tradition, until that reaper finally runs out of fingers and has to pull one of his feet into frame. Read More…